Stupid Incorrect Quotes, And One Shots

No second chances sam

Taurtis: so everyone this is Sam some of you may already know him, he wants to date me are you guys okay with that?
Grian:
Mumbo:
Martyn:
Netty: nice to meet you?
Pearl: who the heck are you!
Sam: Taurtis' friend
Grian, Martyn, and Mumbo grab pistols
Cleo: what's going on?
Martyn: not any more!
Zee and false grab Taurtis and hold him back
Mini: he's a jerk
Taurtis: Guys!
Sam: oh fu-
* Sam was slain by Grian*
Grian: that's over!
BigB: thank God
*everyone else nods*
Taurtis: I'm surrounded by overprotective parents!
Grian: and?
Taurtis: dear God I'm never talking about if I have a crush again
Doc: you better not think about dating
Taurtis: why?
Doc: we are not allowing it
Taurtis: oh gord.....

(Fyi this is an Au where the watchers accidentally fuse evo and hermitcraft)