*Taurtis runs into Grian and falls down*
Grian:..... Really?
Taurtis shaking: mmm sowy
Grian: what happened?
Taurtis crying: I... I...They....
*Grian picks Taurtis up and pulls him into a tight hug*
Grian: *gently petting Taurtis* it's fine I'm here
Taurtis: thank...... thank you
Grian:*sighing* don't worry about it
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*Taurtis wearing one of Grian's jumpers that's to big for him*
Taurtis: ummmmm...... This is a little too big
Grian snickering: well what did you expect you goof
Taurtis: I... I don't know
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*both Grian and Taurtis are cuddling, and Taurtis began to pur and nuzzle Grian*
Grian laughing: Stop!
Taurtis: no!
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Taurtis: I'm a tree
Grian: how?
Taurtis: ummmm..... I'm wearing Christmas lights?
*Grian grabs Taurtis and begins to untangle him from the lights*
Grian: I'm never letting you help put up a tree ever again
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Sam: hey~ Griannnnnn can I fuck Taurtis
Grian:.........
Sam: what!?
Grian:.......
Sam: come onnnn~
Grain: *clenching his fists* How about you ask again and you'll become rabit stew!
Sam:* gulps* look I'm sorry!
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