the girls each had a chef salad and fries
ribeye steak and eggs for the guys
waiting for their orders .. Harley Bill ambled over to the jukebox
Merle Haggard's *Mama Said* began playing
made it back to the booth just in time
a large brown envelope was left on his seat
the redhaired waitress with the large wart on her nose
left half of the payment .. one hundred and twenty five thousand dollars
half paid now .. with a note stipulating
the other half would be paid after the job is done
Jzzay and Harley Bill nodded they were ready to go after they'd eaten
kick starting their hogs .. they headed east on I-I0
the girls held on tight as they peeled out
several hours later they crossed the New Mexico border
some mountains up ahead .. they'd break there
pulling into a ravine behind the mountains
they turned their motors off .. looked around
the coast was clear so they all relaxed
Teazzy broke off an ounce of buds from the marijuana brick
placed it in the circle of stones Szzay had arranged
Harley Bill and Jzzay lit it up with their zippo lighters
while Szzay and Teazzy fanned the ounce of sinsimilla buds
they let it burn a few minutes .. then blew the small fire out
all four of them inhaled all the sweet smoke possible
a good twenty minutes later .. the ripe buds were all gone
cottonmouth dry .. everyone shotgunned a few beers apiece
laying across the rustic boulders .. they coughed and coughed
stoned high .. they couldn't fight the five headed aliens
who appeared out of nowhere .. then they heard the ufo approaching
the five headed aliens chained them .. loaded them and their hogs in the ufo
stoned high .. they were completely helpless against the five headed aliens
Szzay was cying .. she'd forgotten to give everyone some anti-alien pills
Teazzy cried also while the guys tried to hold their faces straight
the head alien told them they were being transported for the mission
to relax and enjoy the music .. Michael Oldfield's *Tubular Bells* was playing
a couple of the other five headed aliens freed them from their chains
everything was cool .. then the aliens lit up some Kona Gold
the rare, sweet scent permeated the entire interior of the ufo
two aliens had a joint apiece in their five mouths .. ten fat joints
blew shotguns for Teazzy, Szzay, Jzzay, and Harley Bill until they passed out
several hours later they all woke with parched throats
the five headed aliens handed all of them a frosted mug of alien beer
Teazzy remarked the mugs were similar to A & W rootbeer mugs
the head alien told them they'd arrive at the Jersey Shore soon
for them to ride their hogs to New York from there
Szzay complained about sand that had blown in her alien beer
the five headed aliens gave them a fresh mug of alien beer apiece
and also an ounce of Kona Gold when they dropped them out
Harley Bill and Jzzay parked their hogs on high ground
all four of them took a stroll along the boardwalk
Teazzy commented on how crazy everything had become
Harley Bill hugged and kissed her .. saying don't worry about it
Jzzay fired up the alien beer filled bong
took a deep pull .. passed the Kona Gold to Szzay
the sweet cannabis was so smooth .. waves lapped the shore
stoned high .. they walked barefoot in the edge of the Atlantic Ocean
Harley Bill related they'd soon have to head on to New York
to finish the top secret mission they were chosen for
Jzzay screamed out loud .. a jellyfish had stung him
safely back on the boardwalk .. Szzay rubbed his foot with a magic gel
Copyright @ April 2012
StandingBear Part XXVIIII
