after everyone had eaten three marijuana brownies each
they also funneled a six pack of Budweiser apiece
keeping their stoned high going
Harley Bill motioned for Jzzay to step outside
related to him the redhaired waitress is a secret government agent
Jzzay was taken by complete surprise
Harley Bill explained how he was offered a top secret government mission
to capture three on the run fugitives who were all on the most wanted list
out of his saddlebag .. Harley Bill took a plain brown envelope
showed the pictures of Fiarria and the two bad guys to Jzzay
two hundred and fifty thousand dollars was nothing to sniff at
the plan was to leave for New York as soon as possible
when their stoned high would lighten a bit .. the girls would go also
back in the room .. the girls metal hair was tangled together
from them dancing wildly to Jane Fonda's workout videos
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the two bad guys and skeezers partied hard
for two days and nights they terrorized the other motel guests
loud music and fighting drove the other motel guests away
since they'd went on another beer and whiskey run
returned with Old Charter, Burnt Scotch, and Crown Royal
in the late, late hours of the night
they'd pushed some of the motel guest's cars into the pool
a Volkswagen Jetta, a Honda Accord, and a Toyota Camry
it wasn't easy for them to get this done
the Z28's front end was crushed adly from all the pushing
the cracked out skeezers had laughed like crazy
whilst they'd smoked their crack cocaine from a cola can
several motel guests had called the manager to complain
little did they know their calls were fruitless
since the bad guys had tied the manager to the diving board
still bored .. the bad guys threw the skeezers into the pool
after a few more shots of whiskey apiece .. they dove in
dunked the screaming skeezers a while
until they almost drowned them
tied them to the diving board alongside the manager
the bad guys gagged all three of them and left for a while
went to eat something at Denny's Restaurant
beat up the cook and the entire wait staff
tied them up and forced anti-memory pills down their throats
then left the restaurant .. laughing tears
sirens were piercing .. waking the bad guys up
they'd fallen asleep in recliners at the swimming pool
pulling themselves together .. they heard the sirens getting closer
clumsily they ran to the room to retrieve their alcohol
jumped in the Z28 .. burnt rubber .. headed for New York
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Harley Bill tossed a metal glove and a pair of pliers to Jzzay
with his other metal glove and a pair of channel locks
he and Jzzay latched on to the girl's metal hair
pulling in opposite directions .. they separated the girls
then began packing for their secret mission to New York
Szzay and Teazzy went to the truckstop plaza's washateria
since all of their jeans and t-shrts were oily and dirty
Jzzay and Harley Bill decided to make a quick run
to pick up a marijuana brick to take with them
they'd surely need it to smoke on the trip
a nice hot shower and a hot meal was next
Teazzy passed the wine filled bong to Szzay
they were all in the shower .. playing twister again
Szzay passed the smoking hot bong to Jzzay
Harley Bill took the last toke before they went to eat
Copyright @ March 2012
StandingBear Part XXVIII