the two bad guys cursed the broken coffee machine
it just seemed like it would be a bad day
two consecutive days at Red Roof Inn
there was no available coffee
storming out of the lobby .. they headed for a McDonalds
they each had a cheap, no good fatty breakfast
some really good tasting coffee
a quick visit to the restroom
soon they'd be on their way to their task
they knocked an employee down .. while leaving
once in the parking lot they scoured the entire area
there it was .. a Z28 Camaro with keys in the ignition
hurriedly got in and started the motor
ZZ Top screamed through the speakers
*I wear my sunglasses at night*
a few hours later they arrived at a gated community
one bad guy used his new powers
zorked the security gate and they were through it
driving to the last house on the left in the cul de sac
they parked far back in the circle .. walked around back
took the unsuspecting Mexican gardener by surprise
pointed a nine millimeter at his perspiring head
went inside with the gardener walking in front of them
Mrs. Christnomo and her children were having breakfast
one bad guy held the gun .. the other tied everyone up
once everyone was tied up .. one bad guy went through the house
discovered the gardener's wife washing clothes
took her to the kitchen .. tied her up also
the other bad guy took Mrs. Christnomo's I-phone .. called Mr. Christnomo
demanded he come home immediately if he wanted to se his family alive
Senator Christnomo nearly went into a panic
told his Honolulu mistress he had an emergency
he had to go and would contact her later
kissed her bye whilst thinking of his family's safety
the plane took off for the four hour flight to New Jersey
a taxi was waiting for him at the airport
twenty minutes and he'd be home
he'd no idea what the bad guys wanted from him
entering the front door .. a bad guy was waiting and tied him up
the other bad guy inserted a silicone chip into the Senator's right hand
the two bad guys forced everyone to drink night-time nyquil
after placing an anti-memory pill in each one's dosage
soon everyone was fast asleep .. the bad guys raided the fridge
ate roast, brown and serve rolls .. had a fresh pot of Southern Pecan coffee
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Jzzay and Szzay were so stoned high
all of a sudden the munchies crept upon them
grabbing a marijuana brick .. Jzzay packed it in his saddlebag
Szzay kick started the hog .. headed for the Greasy Spoon restaurant
upon entering they spied Harley Bill and Teazzy nuzzling in a rear booth
after ordering steak and eggs .. Jzzay asked what had been going on
Harley Bill pointed at the scratchy sounding television
the field news reporter stood in front of a very nice home
Senator Christnomo and his family were safe after being discovered tied up
everyone in the Greasy Spoon restaurant were quiet .. the tv screen jumped
Harley Bill stated the country had gone to hell in a handbag
Jzzay and Szzay giggled at Harley Bill's outburst
Jzzay related to Harley Bill another marijuana brick was ready
to be made into delicious marijuana brownies .. Harley Bill cringed
thinking of the redhaired waitress with the large wart on her nose
Copyright @ January 2012
StandingBear
