*this was the convo I had at Hyvee off and on from 2:30- 3ish with my brother Caleb*
ME: *sees Cameron's tweet about a new Cash vine.* hey Caleb, cam and Nash just posted a new vine.
CALEB: oh cool. Cam hasn't posted a vine in a couple weeks.
ME: oh.
CALEB: Nash posts one every day
ME: Brent posts one or two a day
CALEB: does he not have a life?
ME: want me to tweet him and ask him?
CALEB: he doesn't know you.
ME: so you-
CALEB: don't you dare say 'you never know'
ME: you never know. I never thought JJ would follow me on twitter but he did.
CALEB: but Jack Johnson isn't even famous
ME: really tell that to his almost 2 million followers on twitter
CALEB: he's not as famous as Gilinsky is
ME: so.
CALEB: everyone thinks Gilinsky is the hotter one so he has more followers
ME: they're both hot in their own ways
CALEB: but Gilinsky is hotter. More girls like Gilinsky than Johnson
ME: well I think they're both hot!
*tells this story to Kylie [[@WilkinsonxMaloley]] on Kik*
~•~•~•~ ON KIK ~•~•~•~
KYLIE: Ok well obviously jack Johnson is famous and he needs to get his info right haha
ME: lol exactly my brother is stupid.
KYLIE: hahaha
ME: lol yeah
KYLIE: he's so cool that he doesn't know his information lol
ME: haha yeah.
*goes and texts Cassie [[@cali_and_fangirling15]] and tells her the story*
~•~•~•~ON IMESSAGE~•~•~•~
CASSIE: For a minute I thought your brother was a tiny bit gay for gilinsky
ME: 😂😂😂😂😂
CASSIE: it would be amazing
ME: 😂😂😂😂😂
*TELLS CALEB*
CALEB: I'm not gay for Gilinsky!
ME: who knows. *goes back to imessage*
~on iMessage to Cassie ~
ME: I told Caleb. He got pissed. "I'm not gay for gilinsky!" 😂😂😂😂😂
CASSIE: He's still young.. We are the same age lol
ME: 😂 I'm dying lmfao
CASSIE: I'm just saying... If he turns out like Connor imma be friends with tho both of you
ME: 😂
CASSIE: it's true
*FILLS KYLIE IN ON CONVO WITH CASSIE ABOUT CALEB*
~•~•~•~ON KIK~•~•~•~
KYLIE: Haha tell your brother I Said I love him, for not knowing his info
ME: haha lol. Okay I will.
KYLIE: let me know what he says.
ME: *tells Caleb what Kylie said, whole new argument begins*
CALEB: More people find Gilinsky attractive than Johnson
ME: nooo they're equally attractive
CALEB: no Gil is. I know for a fact more girls find Gil attractive
ME: noooo
CALEB: I will do a poll
ME: stfu *tells Kylie this argument*
~•~•~•~on Kik~•~•~•~
KYLIE: No we all love them both equally
ME: *tells Caleb what Kylie says, another argument begins*
CALEB: no they don't
ME: no....
CALEB: clearly I like Gilinsky more bc he's cooler than Johnson. Bc Johnson has an oddly shaped face.
ME: •_•
*goes on Kik and tells Kylie this story while Caleb stands in line for Starbucks*
~•~•~•~ON KIK~•~•~•~
KYLIE: What did he say, tell your brother I said the Jack's will attack for him thinking that espically, Jack g .
He will go off
ME: haha lol. Caleb is stupid.
*goes on iMessage and texts Cassie and tells her about this part of the convo*
~•~•~•~ ON IMESSAGE ~•~•~•~
ME: now he's standing in line for Starbucks.
CASSIE: He's at Starbucks! Dude this is a sign
*sends a text to Madi [[@meisko]] and tells Madi the whole story. She replies back when I get home*
ME: Cassie is convinced my brother is gay for Gilinsky haha
MADI: if I was a guy I'd think he's hot shoot
ME: true same
So this was my fun afternoon at Hyvee & for 5 minutes when I got home from Hyvee. My brother is stupid. 😶 like JJ is amazing I love him just as much as I love Gil and it pisses me off that he said that about JJ. •_• Later on he still got mad about Cassie calling him gay but he brought it upon himself by SAYING GIL WAS MORE ATTRACTIVE! Like tf don't deny it Caleb 😂😂😂😂😂 anyways yeah. 😂😂😂😂😂
Sorry I just had to share this with you guys lol.
-Shelby Lynn Gilinsky Johnson Maloley Wilk Grier 🙈💕
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