"I supposed you've had sex before to know that?" Berlin said, they both looked at me, my hands started to sweat, I knew I had to lie.
"Yeah." I said, berlin looked at me for a moment and turned back to Rio
"So they can get impregnated by you, and after that your non existent, during labour your going to realise-"
"Child birth has to be the most exciting thing to happen to a father" Rio said cutting him off, Berlin got closer to him
"During labour, what you'll see between her legs, is a nuclear head that will destroy all, first the wonderful cave that you used to put your dick in, will never be the same, and while she curses your name, and asks for epidural, she'll crap herself, you know what's shes telling you with that? That she'll never be a sexy woman again, and that fatso, will be the center of the universe" Berlin said, I rolled my eyes before getting up but Berlin pulled me back in the seat
"I swear to god" I said angrily, Berlin smiled at me and pulled his attention to me
"What do you think" berlin said
"Do you really wanna know what I think?" I asked, he nodded
"I think your just insecure and selfish, and you need to always be the centre of attention and your scared of losing it, to a baby, a literal baby, who can't think, talk or walk." I said, berlin stares at me for a while bede letting out a laugh, I pulled out fo his grip
"Your smart" he said to me
"Thank you-" I cut myself off again, Berlin smiled, turning back to Rio
"Believe me Rio, I've been in 5 divorces, and you know what that means? 5 times I believe in love" Berlin said, I shook my head
"What is going on in your fucking head, why did the professor put you in charge" Rio said
"My sensitive time people" berlin said, getting up he turned around again
"Now take the little lamb to the office and don't leave her aside even if she has to change her tampon" berlin whispered to him, berlin let go and turned to me, while Rio nodded and left
"You finished with that?" He asked, I nodded awkwardly, Berlin smiled and threw away his yogurt bottle and turned back to me
"Do you think I hate you" he said, i looked at me weirdly
"You don't?" I said laughing, Berlin stared at me
"In fact, your one of my favourite of the team, especially of the girls" he said blankly, I looked at him weirdly still, he rubbed his hands and left as well, I just stood there confusedly staring at the bags
Afterwards I went to the hostages
Denver was watching after them as well, he walked over to me and nudged me
"You were proper mad at Tokyo and Rio" I said laughing, he shrugged
"Why wouldn't I be, theres no space for simple mistakes like that" he said, I looked to Tokyo who was sat on the stairs with her hands on her head, Denver turned around as well
"It feels like it's already been such a short about of time" I said laughing
"Yeah, before you know it we'll be out Denver said" I shook my head before pushing him playfully
"But it's all really just mad, I wish I was a hostage right now" I laughed, Denver turns to the hostages
"You'd rather be standing for hours with blindfolds on, being kidnapped, un sure if your even going to make it out alive?" Denver said
"When you put it like th-"
"The professor and the inspector are having their call now" Moscow yelled from upstairs, me and Denver looked at each other and we both ran up the stairs
Berlin was already sat there at the front, Tokyo came as well and we all sat down, and we listened to their conversation, and we stayed in silence as we did so
"What are you wearing?" The professor said, we all looked at eachother weirdly while Denver laughed, but I couldn't concentrate on the call, because all berlin was doing was staring at me
I blushed awkwardly and went back to listening to the call
Then the call ended, we all looked around at each other
"Well..shit" nairobi said laughing, I shook my head laughing as well and turned back up to Berlin
"anyways I'm going to check on the hostages" Nairobi said, the rest of them left and it was just me and berlin staring at each other
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