< not my idea >
" babe, the bed looks like its gonna take a long time to finish " he stared at the 1/4 built ikea bed
" it looks kinda... err... tiny. " you hug his arm
" i know right?! i thought so too " he smiles
" i think we accidentally bought a child's twin bed " you laughed
" its okay you are my tiny child " he pats your head
" should we just buy a new one? " you chuckle
" but i already built like 1/4 of it almost 2/4 already " he pouts
" hmm... okay.. built it well " you tiptoed and kissed his cheek
" i'll build it well so that i dont have to reassemble " he looks at you while you are assembling the small decorations
" okayy~ work hard! hwaiting " you pat his butt as you walk across the room to find some materials
" i just don't want it to collaspe while we're using it " he screws in the screw by the frame
" why would it collaspe? " you ask innocently having no idea what he's talking about
" why would it collaspe..? " his ear turns red
" yeah, why would it? " you start to paint the fower pots
" well... i might move a lot while im sleeping " he tries to cover up his erotic thoughts
" ahh i see " you grin at him
" why are you looking at me like that? do i seem like a pervert to you? " he laughs
" nonono, i'm just checking on your progress " you return back to your flower pot
