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Alexander is very gay.
This is a well known fact.
Aaron is also very gay.
This fact is also well known.
But somehow a certain Hercules Mulligan had no clue Aaron was in fact, a homosexual.
This caused some problems when 'The Bois™' were drinking at their apartment because dont go to bars or outside there is still a pandemic going on.
Anyways i'll shut up and actually start saying what happened now.
Alexander, Aaron, Hercules, John, and Lafayette were hanging out and drinking as they always do. Aaron had originally had planned to keep his drinking to a minimum but he wasn't about to turn down when John challenged him to a drinking game.
It had been one in the morning and Hercules and Alexander had been the only ones who haven't gone overboard with drinking (yet) and thus had to witness their friends' bullshit. Also known as Lafayette dancing on the table, John throwing monopoly money at him chanting "STRIP! STRIP! STRIP!" over and over again and Aaron either laughing far more than is necessary or quietly giggling to himself.
This was very normal and very common. What wasn't so common was Aaron walking (stumbling) over to Alexander, sitting down in his lap, and then trying to kiss him.
Now Hercules was very confused, not only because Aaron was trying to kiss one of his best friends but also from the fact he thought Aaron was a heterosexual.
Alexander however didn't show any signs of confusion and actually had what can only be described as a fond smile on his face as he casually said
"Not now, hun."
and kissed Aaron on the forehead which only confused Hercules more.
Hercules leaned over to Alexander and mumbled
"Uh, what the fucketh good sir."
to which Alexander just shrugged like he wasn't just calling the totally straight not homo Aaron Burr a pet name and kissed his forehead like couples do. Hercules was about to question him again when Lafayette fell off the table. Laf pointed at Aaron and let out a scream of
"hOmOseXuAl"
and Herc just picked the french boy up, and threw him across the room at John, who was just trying his best to open a beer bottle, unaware of the grown ass man being thrown at him.
Hercules heard a gasp of betrayal but he was to focused on the now passed out on the floor Aaron Burr. He turned to Alexander.
"Are you two dating?"
he asked. Alexander looked at him like he was stupid and said
"Of fucking course. We have literally kissed in front of you before-"
"i tHOUGHT IT WAS JUST A FRIENDLY THING YA KNOW-"
"No Herc, I don't know whatever the fuck you're talking about. A kiSs nO tHaTs jUSt a FriEnDLy tHinG-"
"SOME PEOPLE DO THAT OKAY-"
"YEAH IF THEY ARE DATING-"
And the two continued like that until they just agreed that they should sleep or at least move the other three who were now passed out to their beds.
Well, after another drink.
In the morning, that wasn't the morning and was actually 1 p.m., when Aaron woke up, he was greeted with a horrible headache and Alexander on his laptop next to him.
Aaron frowned and shut the screen.
"HE- Oh! you're awake! I thoug-"
"Shut the fuck up and get me an ibuprofen or something"
Alexander just smiled down at him and whispered
"Okay just thought you might wanna know that Herc finally found out we are dating"
Aaron let out a small laugh and quietly said
"Took him long enough. Though we have literally admitted to having sex before and kissed in front of him how did it take him this long-"
It was Alexander who laughed this time.
"But seriously shut up and get me medicine"
Alex kissed his forehead and went to go get his boyfriend some meds and a water.
listen im trying to be serious but i cant i am constantly having a giddy seizure
does anyone listen to in trousers or am i making that reference for no reason
also i have been trying to write recently but with all thats going on its kinda hard. on march 5th this year i lost my father to the virus and so things are kind of not the best. i will still be trying to write but i cant promise many new chapters because we all know that ive great at posting regularly and it has not been over a month since my last chapter
anyways
happy pride month
pridefall is probably another troll thing but still be careful
and i love you <3
stay safe you guys
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Hamburr Fluff Oneshots
Fanfictionthere is not enough hamburr fluff on this website so i decided to write some not a lot but some also i was kinda told to do this by my partner but still InTO tHe fLuFf
