filler chapter 🤡

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unedited. just a little taegi while minjoon is having a midlife crisis. calm before the storm gays.

yoonie :
tae, go to sleep
i can hear your giggles up
to here

taeby :
hyung, you're very no fun
besides it's still early ( ✧≖ ͜ʖ≖)

yoonie :
it's literally 2 am

taeby :
what?!
why are you just telling
me now??!1!1

yoonie :
how is that my fault??
just go to sleep baby
i want you to stay healthy

taeby :
but im not sleepy yet

taeby :
aww hyung :((
if that's what you want
i'll go to sleep now

yoonie :
okay, good night

read at 2:14 am

yoonie :
i can hear you what
happened to going to bed
and being healthy ( ͡°- ͡°)

taeby :
fuck health when there's
dangmattsmith

yoonie :
istg kim taehyung
if you don't sleep now i'll
burn your eyebrows.

taeby :
geez, okay grandpa
girls just wanna have some fun

yoonie :
you literally have a dangling
dick between your legs

taeby :
wtf hyung

yoonie :
what? did i stutter?

taeby :
you can't stutter through
text hyung (̿▀̿ ̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ ̿)̄

yoonie:
w-who s-s-aid t-that
Of course you can't dumbass.

taeby :
you're so >:((

yoonie :
amazing? genius?
yes ik
im jjang jjang jjang man boong boong

taeby :

yoonie :im not gonna even ask

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yoonie :
im not gonna even ask...
just go to sleep

taeby :
what if i can't go to
sleep?

yoonie :
just c'mere and let's cuddle
to sleep :)

taeby :
im already at your door :D

read at 3:41 am

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