Sanders Sides Oneshots

Clothes Stealer ~ Intruality, Backround Loceit & Prinxiety

JUNE 7TH, 2020

Prompt by @/sanderssides_prompts on IG. Prompt: Remus steals and wears his boyfriend's clothes whenever he wants attention. His boyfriend thinks it's the cutest thing in the existence.

Patton woke up with a yawn. He streched his arms out and looked at the time.

12:47. Oh boy, he overslept.

It was worth it, though: last night, him and Remus re-watched the fourth season of She-Ra while cuddling. The moral trait loved nights like those. Even though the others might have not seen it, Remus was really, really soft. He knew exactly how to cheer him up when others didn't. He always knew what to say. Sure, compared to others like Janus or Roman, his methods of showing love were a little weird. For instance, on Valentine's Day, Janus bought Logan a box of chocolates shaped as a heart. Remus, instead, literally ripped out his heart and gave it to Patton. Even though the others screamed in horror, Patton happily accepted it. It was just the Duke's way of showing affection, and it didn't bother him. He knew what he meant and he loved him no matter what.

The moral side got up and went to his closet to change. He changed his pants, but couldn't find his usual shirt. Weird, he though. It wasn't in its usual spot. His cardigan neither. Well then, what was he going to wear? He only had his white tank top and his khaki pants. He couldn't go through the day like this.

Patton looked through his clothes and eventually found a white shirt with the words Could be Gayer on it. It was gonna do for the day, especially since it was Pride Month. He took his cat onesie and put it on his shoulders. Well, it was something.

The moral trait got out of his room and looked in the hall. He went to the kitchen and a smell of pancakes could be felt as he got closer and closer to the room. Once he entered it, he saw Logan and Janus inside, the couple chatting.

"Morning, Pat!" Janus yawned.

"Hello, Patton," Logan said and flipped the pancakes over. "Breakfast should be ready in about ten minutes."

"What's up with your clothes?" Janus pointed at the moral trait, who shrugged his shoulders, "I didn't find my polo or cardigan."

"Is that your cat onesie?" Logan questioned.

"Beautiful morning, isn't it?"

Remus entered the kitchen, dressed in his usual black pants, but his top was changed. He was wearing Patton's polo and his grey cardigan on his back.

"Remus, are you seriously wearing Patton's clothes?" Logan gave an annoyed sigh.

Patton smiled and walked up to his boyfriend. He gave him a soft kiss on his cheek and hugged him. The Duke smirked and kissed the moral trait on his forehead. "Morning, angel," he lovingly whispered.

"Good morning, amore," Patton smiled, then giggled, "You should've asked if you were going to take my clothes," to which Remus shrugged his shoulders. (Amore is basically the nickname love in Italian.)

"You were asleep and I didn't want to wake you up."

"Of course you didn't."

"Plus, you know I love attention."

"I know, amata," Patton smiled and gave Remus a kiss, who gladly gave in. (Amata, a basic Latin word for love/beloved.)

"We should've watched more last night," the Duke whined.

"We were up until 1 AM!" Patton lightly laughed.

"So what? I need my attention. I like cuddles," Remus said.

"Alright, how about this," Patton smiled. "You can keep this set of clothes if you make me a double so I can have them."

"So I get to keep the real thing?" Remus' eyes lit up.

"Mhm!"

"Deal! And can we watch the last season of She-Ra tonight? Please?"

"...Okay, fine," Patton softly sighed, but smiled.

"Yay!" Remus exclaimed and kissed his boyfriend's cheek. "Love you, Pat!"

"I love you more," Patton said.

"And I love you the most," Remus smirked.

"You done, love birds?" Roman asked, the two jumping because they didn't realise he was there the whole time, along with Virgil, who was drinking a coffee and talking with Logan about space.

"I'd say a swear word, but I'm with Pat," Remus hissed.

"Don't sweat yourself, Dukey," Virgil joked.

Janus put six plates on the table and shared the pancakes. He put maple syrup on the table and a glass of water for everyone, claiming "Hydration is important," to which Virgil replied with, "Hydrate or die-drate."

"I could steal your hoodie one time too, Stormcloud," Roman smirked at Virgil, who rolled his eyes, "Try me, bitch."

"Language!" Janus exclaimed, covering Patton's ears.

"English," Logan said without looking up from his book.

Patton giggled and looked at Remus. He looked adorable in his clothes. He should let him borrow them more often.

"But for real, those things are comfortable," Roman reffered to Virgil's hoodies.

"You have multiple hoodies?" Logan asked after he was done chewing his food.

"Mhm," Virgil said while eating.

"Chew your food, Negative Nancy," Janus said.

"Okay, DAD," the anxious side smirked. He then turned to Remus, "You look so weird in Patton's clothes."

"Weird is a way to put it," Logan shrugged his shoulders and sipped some water. He continued, "I think we all are just used to his usual outfit."

"Bitch, I look fabulous in anything," Remus smirked, mouth full. Logan gave an aggravated sigh, but didn't say anything, while Patton let out a chuckle.

"...Sure you do," Roman teased.

How was this?

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