Sanders Sides Oneshots

Roman's Birthday

JUNE 7TH, 2020

I don't know when you'll see this, but when I wrote and published this it was June fourth.
Happy birthday, Roman! Our favorite (and only) gay Disney prince, our hero, our nickname-giver, our creative boy, our talented bean. He deserves to be happy!
Honestly, I don't have a favorite - they all have a special place in my heart. But Roman just makes my heart go 💖💓💞
Anyhow, enjoy!
You may proceed! :D

"Remus, I swear to God-"

"It's better than what Virgil wants to do!"

"...He didn't say anything yet."

"Exactly!"

The sides were all gathered in the main room at 3 AM. All of them? Well, not quite. The only one who was sleeping was Roman. And that was good, because the rest of them were planning a surprise birthday party for him.

"Rainbow balloons. Where the fuck do you want us to get rainbow balloons from?" Janus asked Remus, who gave a dramatic, way-too-loud sigh. 

"DUH! The Imagination. We can waltz in there and take whatever we need. We just have to think about it and BOOM! Gay balloons."

"Alright then, guess we're gonna stick with those," Logan noted on a blank piece of paper. "Patton? Is preparing a cake hard?"

"No, not really, but I'll need a hand," Patton replied.

Remus snapped his fingers and an arm appeared. The moral trait almost screamed, but Logan covered his mouth in time. They didn't need to wake Roman up.

"Remus, stop acting like a dumbass and put that thing away!" Virgil hissed.

"Alright, alright," Remus huffed and snapped his fingers, the arm disappearing, to Patton's relief.

"But you want the cake to be rainbow?" Logan returned to the original topic.

"Mhm! As Roman once said, The gayer, the better. Rainbows are gay," Patton said.

"So, we'll have rainbow balloons and rainbow cake," Logan sighed and wrote it down. "Anything else?"

"A huge banner!" Remus cheered.

"And hOW-"

"Imagination!"

I'll cut you some slack and skip to the end of the very chaotic conversation. Here's the finished list, made by Logan:

- Rainbow confetti (given up on the balloons since Remus remembered Roman prefers confetti in the last second)
- Rainbow cake (should be made by Patton)
- Imagination needs to be changed up to Disneyland
- Gifts (provided by everyone)

It was 4 AM when they finished and all of them headed to bed.

Roman woke up. He quickly streched and changed. He combed his hair and looked at the time: 10:05.

He knew it was his birthday today, but he didn't really care. Of course, he would have loved if the others remembered and did something, but he didn't mind if they forgot and kept it down.

Who was he kidding, he would have loved if they did something.

He went to the kitchen and found Patton inside, who was chatting with Virgil while cooking breakfast - bacon with eggs.

"Heya, Roman!" the moral trait greeted with a smile on his face.

"Morning, Sir Sing-A-Lot," the anxious side said and yawned.