Kill the brat

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Ha think imma update a bit tonight (it night here) cuz I just had the biggest mental breakdown in my life and I can't sleep! MARS STILL A BOY TODAY.

When Mars used his key to 'brake into' Tendou and Shirabu's dorm what he expected to see was the normal jumping between beds the his red head brother would just not let up and the boy with the bangs as straight as a ruler trying to kick Tendou in the back of the knees so he fell off. What he didn't expect to see was two boys huddled up to the space heater with the before mentioned 'ruler bangs' nowhere to be found. Tendou turned his head to face his brother, an annoyed wrinkle between his eyebrows. "The fuck did I do this time monster?"
"Did you take the ice cream 'toshi brought me?"
"I'm lactose intolerant you fucktart" He hissed. Tendou laughed this off before pulling out his phone. Both the sleepy ace and the confused Pansexual waited for whatever Tendou was trying to find. After a LÖNG pause he seemed to find what he was looking for and passed the old iPhone over to Mars. It was a video of around two years ago, when Mars was still going by his dead name and still lived in the same house as Tendou. He was holding a carton of milk and with a proclamation of 'not giving a shit about life anymore' he downed the whole thing. "Yeah ok I'm stupid what does this have to do with the ice cream"
"Well that proves you would eat it!" He explained, like he had just solved a decade old murder case. Ushijima seemed to look up from his laptop, where an old volleyball video was playing. Mars snickered, of fucking course. "What 'bout your roommate?"
"FUCK ME!" Tendou yelled and grabbed his keys of the bench. "Little fucking brat I wanted that ice cream!"
"Nooooooooo" ushijima seemed to whine, under his eyes he had dark circles and to Mars he seemed as if he was tripping balls, he was just getting sleepy. It Mars would admit was a much more boring outcome. It didn't seem to work though was Tendou was out the door before Ushijima would comprehend it. "Wanna watch Yuri in ice with me?" He asked
"Fuck yeah"

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