Writing Guidelines for Demigods

Ridiculous Plotlines

Yes, I know, in order to sail that homo ship of yours, you have to break apart a straight (or gay- Willco) pairing.

Yes, I get that you have to find a way to bring Jasico or Percico or whatever that ends with -co or -angelo, but one thing that makes me want to shave Zeus' beard is-

When every single character is homosexual.

I get that if Percico happens, Percabeth will have to sink. But why can't the author just make Annabeth stay single, or fall in love with a normal guy? I'm not talking about her siblings, sorry Malcolm.

But, in almost every Percico fanfic I read, Frazel invited Leo into their relationship since they couldn't figure out who else to pair him up with- um, there is at least 150 girls at Camp Jupiter and Camp Half-Blood combined.

Annabeth falls in love with Reyna, or Piper or-

Shut up. Caesar's Sandals, shut up. I'm cool if you put Annabeth with Reyna and Percy with Jason or whatever, but if it passes through my limit of two homo pairings? I'm saying goodbye, fanfic. I tolerated just one- Chasing Fireflies. And that's just because I was interested in Percico's love children's relationship (but all seven or whatever number of them are homo).

If Jercy happens, must Pipabeth happens as well?

No, don't get offended if you like this kind of fanfic, I'm just saying that I don't quite like it if the homo pairings are too much. Unless their writing is fantabulous- hey, who said that?

I never saw someone ranting about this topic, so that us why I wrote this chapter- actually this pissed me off from the start.

Next topic;

When Percy:

Broke up.

Find Chaos or other ridiculously cliche enemy.

Joins enemy's army.

Becomes evil lord Alpha or other cliche title.

All powerful lord of Evil destroys camp.

The end.

Or;

Percy Jackson's sister. How many books have I read about this sister?

OC at school gets attacked.

Guy demigod hero saves her from cliché mobster.

Falls in love on the way to camp.

Has awesome super powers.

Has multiple weapons.

Has the beauty of Aphrodite.

Percy faints.

She faints.

All faint.

Everything went black.

Saves world.

The End.

The problem is;

Every cliché Fanfics are famous.

Why? This is ridiculous! Why? Tell me why.

I don't know and I will never know why these piece of seaweed are famous and well known.

Of course, the OC just had to have the blessing if powerful gods, a legacy of blablabla and other Mary Sue characteristics.

Have you ever read Fanfics like these? Tell me.

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