How to survive Middle School (Sanders Sides Middle School AU)

Chapter 2: Insane or in a musical?

I've been at this school for one week and have already gotten seven rude nicknames, two wedgies, and been shoved into my locker. J-Dee and Remus assure me it's only bad for the first month or so, then people get bored and move on to new victims. 

I get shoved into my locker again before class starts. My locker is right in 'popular territory', where all the bullies hang out. Including the Light Sides.

Remus walks up to me, helping me out of my locker. This is the second time he's done this, and definitely not the last. I mumble a thank you.

"So which guy was that one?" I ask.

"Kam Collins, quarterback. Funnily enough, he is the smartest guy on the football team," He says.

"Great, let me know if he's gay for the linebacker," I say.

"You know, he probably is," Remus says, "I've seen the way they tackle,"

I snort.

"And here comes the Light Sides," I say, waving jazz hands sarcastically.

"They float above it all. I haven't seen Roman shoved in a locker since 4th grade," Remus says.

"You guys had lockers in 4th grade?" I ask.

"Yeah. Really sucky ones we never used,"

"Ah,"

"So did you bring the hair dye?" He asks.

I nod, pulling out three bottles.

"I figured I should touch up mine as well,"

"Cool!"

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After I show J-Dee and Remus how to dye their hair, they leave as I pack up. I start to sweat nervously when the Light Sides enter.

"Don't be fooled by the grin~"

"He is not playing dolls~"

"He is stalking the halls, for the thrill of the kill~"

That song flashes through my head. Remus and J-Dee sang it earlier, describing Roman. 

"Good, no one's here," Patton says after a minute.

Uh, rude. Then I realize I'm around the corner by the sinks where they can't see me. I dive behind the trash bin so I can listen in on their conversation.

"So how about that new kid?" Patton asks.

Me. They're talking about me. Great, I've been noticed.

"Do either of you know him?" Roman asks.

"I do not. But I've gathered that he is an introvert, has anxiety, moved here 10 days ago, and sits with the Dark Sides," Logan says, "Although he doesn't talk with them. I think he moved here from Oregon, as he has that, as you put it, vibe,"

How does he know that already? I haven't told anyone, not even J-Dee and Remus. And I did move here from Oregon. That kid is freaky.

"Hm. Patton, what do you think of him?" Roman asks.

"He looks friendly enough. Good looks, too. Symmetrical face, decent hair, and a good complexion," Patton says.

Ok, I am getting pretty weirded out now. I wish I could make a run for it, but I can't. I just have to wait it out until they leave.

"Maybe we should let him sit with us. He might have some dirt on the Darks already," Roman says, "Logan, would that be wise?"

"I believe it would be good to gain his trust as soon as possible, however, that will be hard, as the Darks will have most definitely told him falsehoods about us,"