Pride (A Sanders Sides Story)(COMPLETED)

Chapter One

"UGH- W H Y. A R E. Y O U. S O. A N N O Y I N G?"

"We're brothers, it's my job~ Plus it's fun making you mad."

"UGH."

Currently, Roman and Remus were arguing in the Mind Palace, while everyone else tried to stay away from them. What the were arguing about, no one knew or cared.

"I SWEAR, IF YOU DON'T LEAVE ME ALONE-"

"Woooooow! Your screeching almost sound like your singing! Get it? Cuz your singing SUCKS!"

"Whooooooooa there- Are you trying to get murdered? Because you're in the right direction..."

"PFFT- That's the funniest thing you've said all day! I'd love you to kill me, buuuuut Thomas kinda needs all of us, and plus, I've thought of a million ways to kill you first, soooooo-"

"Can you both please shut up?" Logan asked, walking in the room, holding a book, his finger holding his place in it. "You two have been fighting all day and it's driving us insane."

"Sorry Logan," Roman said, glaring at Remus. "Just trying to take out the trash."

"And I'm also sorry, Logan," Remus said, grinning in a creepy way at Roman. "I'm just trying to repress the prince's deflating ego."

"WHY YOU LITTLE-"

"PLEASE shut up!" Logan said, glaring daggers at the twins. "Leave each other alone."

"I heard yelling, is everything okay, kiddos?" Patton asked, popping his head in from the kitchen. He was holding a cookie, as if about to eat it soon.

"Everything's fine, Padre! Nothing to worry about- except the disgusting garbage disposal over here..."

"You think those insults hurt me but to me, they're actually complements!"

"Oh, I'm sorry dear brother, who is very handsome and good looking. Any man, Janus, would be so lucky to have a brother like you as his date!"

"Okay stop- that's just hurtful-"

"Can you two take this somewhere else so I can listen to MCR in peace?" Virgil asked, appearing next. He was crossing his arms, and had an angered look on his face.

"Oh no, please continue being idiots. It's totally not annoying other people," Janus appeared, rolling his eyes, his usual sarcasm lacing from every word.

"Ugh, just keep him away from me," Roman said, rolling his eyes at his brother. He turned to head to his room. No one stopped him.

"Okay- is it just me- or is Princey in a less than good mood today?" Virgil asked, rubbing the sleep from his eyes. Insomnia isn't a friend of his.

"Eh, he's just mad cuz I like to mess with him," Remus said, shrugging. "And also because I hit him in the head with my mace again and he kinda passed out on the floor- again-"

"Well no wonder he hates you," Logan said calmly.

"Eh, who cares? I'm gonna head to my room. No one bother me, or else I'll eat your kidneys," Remus said, leaving to his room. The other sides just looked each other in confusion.

"...Okay then..." Logan said quietly, straightening his tie, which had become a bit out of sorts as he appeared to shut up the twins. He was already getting a headache with their constant bickering.

"But seriously though, what is up with them? They've been fighting a lot more recently, and I can't be depressed in peace anymore," Virgil said, mumbling the last part, but Patton definitely heard him.