"We have to jump!" I shout on top of his lungs. Rick and I are sprinting on our fastest, on a, supposed to be, 'great' adventure. We're running away from an alien mafia, thanks to Rick, heading straight towards a cliff.
"Are you insane?!" Rick screeches. My hair smacks my back as the wind pushes against me.
"What do you think?!" i yell back at him. Before Rick could respond, I grab his hand and jump, sending us flying through the air just as our feet met the edge of the cliff. Rick and I scream while seeing bullets fly passed us. The ground beneath us is so tiny, which means: we still have time. I 'swim' towards Rick, pulling him close to me. He wraps his arms around me while I let my legs rest around him waist. I pull out my portal gun and type in coordinations before shooting a portal which closes immediately once Rick and I fall in. We collapse onto Rick's living room couch, breathing heavily.
"Damn... You are insane..." Rick breathes out. I open up my squeezed eyes and notice Rick's laying on top of me, his hands by my sides, lifting himself over me. I chuckle softly.
"Thanks... I try..." Rick smiles widely, shaking his head. He gets off of me and stumbles to the kitchen. I stand up as well, straightening my muddy shirt. I take a deep breath, trying to stabilize my heart. Rick comes back, handing me a glass of water "Why thank you, kind sir." I say in a British accent, poking my elbow on Rick's arm before gulping down my water. Rick chuckles before dropping his smile, since the front door opened, revealing Phoenix, Summer, Morty, Griffin and Venus.
"Hey, mom." Griffin greets. I smile widely.
"Hi, kids, how's your dad doing?" I ask, obviously curious. The kids have been spending a lot of time by their dad. Today is about three months after Griffin and Phoenix's birthday which also marks three months of not dating Peter. Today is a Friday, Peter just dropped off the kids, trying his best to be on Summer and Morty's good side, obviously.
"He says that he wants nothing to do with you." Phoenix states, placing her school bag on the ground, letting it lean on the wall. I clear my throat, putting my glass on the coffee table.
"Excuse me for a bit." I say while walking to the garage. I close the door once I'm in "FUCK YEAH!!!" I cheer, pumping my fists into the air, not even caring if the kids hear "WOOHOO!!!" I jump into the empty space in the garage and do a little happy dance, swinging my hips side to side. I giggle with joy and a grin slapped on my face "FUCK YOU, PETER!!!" I flip off, pointing my fingers at absolutely nothing. Breathing heavily, I calm myself down, clearing my throat again. I straighten my already messed up clothes. I run a hand through my hair and take a deep breath. I walk back i the door, making a serious face, and open it, rejoining everyone. I spot Rick, trying his best not to laugh "Now, isn't that a shame?"
"Y-ye(burp)ah, how sad." Rick says, taking a sip of his flask while silently giggling into it. I take Venus out of Summer's arms, lifting her up into the air.
"Hey there, my cute little cuddle bug." I say in a sweet voice, making Venus laugh.
"Hi, mommy." I lower her, having her legs swing around my torso. I kiss her forehead.
"Oh, I missed you so much." I walk to the front door "What do you say? Wanna go to a space restaurant with mommy?"
"Yes, pwease." I grab the doorknob.
"Hey!" Griffin shouts, I turn my head to face him "What about us?" he asks with attitude. I shrug.
"I don't know. Why don't you ask your dad?" I mischievously smile at Phoenix and Griffin as their Jaws drop.
"Daa(burp)aaamn. Th-that's cold." Rick walks up to me, grabbing ahold of Morty's wrist "Mi(burp)nd if M-Morty and I join?"
"Not at all." Phoenix gasps loudly.
