Within A Warlocks Walls «*~{A kiribaku fic}~*»

Chapter 3

Bakugou POV:

So their 'grand idea' was to transport us using these tanks and floating them with Roundfaces wack magic. Ok so she's not useless, good to know, better than shitty ass Deku anyway. At least it would be fine if I got my own god damn tank

"Dunce-face I swear to god keep your fucking body over there, if I wanted people to touch me I'd be nicer." I bark, hoping the harshness in my voice keeps him off me,

"Don't mind him, he acts like a tough guy, but you pet his hair and he's like a puppy." Damn Autotune, I know you're trying to get someone slapped

"If any of you come within a foot of me, I'll slap your dumbass so hard you'll see the god damn future" I snarl, glaring at everyone but Aizawa, who's completely uninterested in our conversation

"You sure have a foul tongue on you huh Bakugou?" The redhead says, Kirishima I think his name was.

"If you haven't figured that out by now shitty hair, your as dumb as Dunce-face over here." I laugh pointing my chin at the idiot

"Hey, that's mean blasty, don't be like that." He whines, I roll my eyes. I turn to see how Autotune is managing. She's chatting with Roundface, They seem to get along just fine.

"-So Bakubro, did you know anyone before Kami and Jirou?" Shitty hair asks

"Don't call me that, and yeah I did." I say, really hoping he takes the hint in my voice that I don't want to talk

"Whoa really, as your best friend why didn't I know about this?!" Kaminari asks, sounding offended

"Why would I tell you? You literally fell down a waterfall. Besides, you never asked." Kirishima's eyes widened at that comment, but I'm not sure why.

"You still should have told me, and you didn't deny that I was your best friend. Aww blasty~"

"SHUT UP! Yes I did dumbass it's not my fault you didn't listen." I scoff

"You actually didn't deny it, but whatever man, who's the person you knew tho. I'm curious." Shit hair asks

"Fuckin Deku, he used to wander around here trying to talk to me. He thought because he could pass as a human with pants and shoes on he could fuckin study me or whatever. He stayed for about a month before wandering off saying something like 'I'll be back'. Never saw him again fuckin nerd"

"Was he a satyr?"

"Of fucking course shitty hair, are you dumb or some shit?"

"No you just didn't clarify, thanks man" he smiles at me again, damn he's even got a shitty smile too. Why are his teeth like that the fuck?! Those are kinda sick.

"Shitty hair, what's up with your teeth?" I ask, because who the fuck wouldn't ask, those things are dangerous, and kinda hot... I did not just think that

"Oh heh, I'm not actually sure. They've been like this my whole life. My brother also has sharp teeth, so maybe it's a pixie thing? Maybe it's just genetic? I'm not sure. Oh look, we're here!" I turn to follow his gaze, a massive castle. Easily 10/15 ft walls surround the main castle. No moat or drawbridge, instead it's on the top of a mountain. Aizawa lets out a sharp whistle. The sound of hooves hitting the ground starts off quiet, but eventually gets louder until the centaur arrives. Tall, even for a centaur, navy blue hair with an undercut and a pair of glasses resting on his nose. He looks uptight. We are not gonna get along

"Sir I got your signal. Is everything alright?" Mr uptight-sick-up-my-ass asks

"Ya know, it was going great until you showed up." I grumble quietly, shitty hair and Dunce-face hear me, and shitty hair snickers softly. Huh, didn't expect him to have a sense of humor, guess he's not the worst.