THE BLAKE FAMILY
Octavia: sup bitches
Echo: remind me why the fuck i'm here
Bellamy: yeah why the fuck is she here
Emori: because she's my step-sister and raven is my half-sister and raven is dating murphy who's clarke's brother and clarke is dating bellamy
Murphy: this is a fucking dysfunctional family
Murphy: we'd have a really fucking messed up family tree
Abby: MURPHY LANGUAGE!
Murphy: 🖕
Abby: John Murphy you are grounded.
Jake: this is why i moved to florida
Abby: ew it's you
Jake: why is she still here
Abby: you're the one who shouldn't be here. you moved to florida, it would be better to have my boyfriend
Clarke: NO
Murphy: NOT ANOTHER STEP-DAD
Gaia: how many step-dads have you had?
Murphy: ... i refuse to answer that question
Gaia: that many huh?
Murphy: i-
Murphy: yes
Abby added Kane
Jake: you did not
Indra: KANE
Kane: INDRA
Indra: MY BEST FRIEND
Octavia: mom you know him
Bellamy: GFSEWKYDJYFJFJYRTsyTSyfukdYrrysyyjxdzAthdsAgsust
Clarke: you broke him
Gaia: because you called mom mom
Octavia: well legally she is
Bellamy: JTDYTKHUHFJFKTSHGHSHzhzTzeRzgtsuzRYRFSH
Octavia: fine. indra, you know him?
Lexa: omg she used punctuation
Emori: you're going to die
Indra: yes i know him
Kane: she's my best friend
Murphy: shit clarke what if they out-brOTP us
Clarke: NO THATS NOT ALLOWED
Kane: brOTP?
Abby: it's something the kids say
Kane: children are strange
Abby: yeah i forget why i had them
Clarke: i-
Murphy: wow thanks mom
Lexa: *sips tea* ah good old family drama
Raven: lexa you're part of this family
Lexa: well shit
Lexa: octavia i want a divorce get me out of this family
Lincoln: wait but i thought you're part of this family because i'm dating octavia
Lexa: nah it's because i'm platonically dating octavia
Lincoln: octavia explain
Octavia: oop-
YOU ARE READING
𝐌𝐄𝐒𝐒𝐀𝐆𝐄𝐒, the 100
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