𝐌𝐄𝐒𝐒𝐀𝐆𝐄𝐒, the 100

s e v e n t e e n

Lexa: if youre gay and in a house by yourself you're homolone

Clarke: when you're bi and theres no one else around your biyourself

Maya: if you're pan and everyone else already left you've been apandouned

Gaia: when your asexual and nobody is present in your vicinity you're aceolated

Raven: when your heterosexual and alone you're straight up lonely 

Miller: 👏 👏 👏 

Monty: that was beautiful 

Lexa: *dramatic bow*

Bellamy: it's three a.m. go to sleep

Clarke: why do you children only text in the night?

Jasper: sorry mom and dad 😞

Bellamy: stop calling us that

Clarke: we don't act like parents

Maya: lol sure

Maya: i've been in this chat a day and you totally act like parents

Emori: i don't even know you guys that well and i still think you act like parents

Bellamy: i hate you all

Clarke: get to sleep assholes

Raven: mother of the fucking year right there

Bellamy: language raven

Raven: and you say you're not parents

Bellamy: i'm going to sleep

Clarke: me too

Octavia: 😉 😉 😉 

Miller: have fun "sleeping"

Bellamy: i fucking hate you all

Murphy: we should totally run away

Clarke: wtf

Lexa: OMG YES LETS GO

Jasper: i would say he's high but his typing is fine

Bellamy: we're not running away

Lexa: why tf not

Lexa: i wanna run away 😭😭😭😭😭😭

Octavia: u made lexa cry

Harper: why are you with lexa

Harper: but also

Harper: HOW DARE TOU MAKE HER CRY

Murphy: pack my bags 🎵 

Murphy: get on the road 🎵 

Bellamy: find someone who loves you 🎵 

Emori: better than i do 🎵 

Raven: darling i know 🎵 

Murphy: tf i'm talking about actually running away

Bellamy: but why

Murphy: we could move into apartments in new york and be like the people from friends

Monty: omg you watch friends

Murphy: ...

Murphy: definitely not heh

Lexa: SO CAN WE PLEASE RUN AWAY

Clarke: we can be like those people from friends when we're older

Clarke: in like five years

Octavia: but that's soooooo long

Clarke: my point exactly

Lexa: we'll be old then

Jasper: who knows if we'll even be friends anymore 😢 

Emori: foreshadowing

Clarke: chill we'll only be like 21-23

Murphy: that's old

Clarke: it's not tho

Murphy: i expect to live to that age

Raven: i hope you make it til the day you're twenty eight years old 🎵 

Murphy: that's exceeding my expectations

Jasper: we should bet on who will die first

Bellamy: this conversation took a dark turn real fast

Clarke: how about we don't bet on anything and GO TO SLEEP

Lexa: BUT I WANT TO RUN AWAY

Bellamy: lexa no

Lexa: lexa hell yes 

Clarke: lexa no

Lexa: lexa yes

Harper: lexa no

Lexa: lexa maybe

Octavia: lexa no

Lexa: lexa no 😞

Clarke: now everyone go to sleep

Jasper: ok mom