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Jasper: Hello and welcome to Jasper's post party therapy, today we will be learning all the tea about what happened at the party

Harper: wtf

Jasper: ah good we'll start with Harper

Jasper: you were making out with a girl at the party

Jasper: who was she

Harper: ummmm

Harper: uh

Harper: echo

 Clarke: omg does everyone hate me or something

Bellamy: wait isnt she pregnant

Emori: yes

Jasper: one at a time

Jasper: harper, is she pregnant?

Harper: yes

Jasper: then why was she drinking at a party

Harprer: she wasnt

Jasper: so she took advantage of you

Harper: i wasnt drinking either

Jasper: interesting

Jasper: next up, Clarke

Jasper: why are you mad at Bellamy 

Clarke: Octavia told me he was in love with me but I went and found him making out with Gina

Monty: jealous Clarke

Gaia: so basically everything is octavias fault

Lexa: exactly

Jasper: BELLAMY ARE YOU REALLY IN LOVE WITH CLARKE

Bellamy: no comment

Clarke: if he was he wouldn't or kissed Gina

Octavia: that's hilarious considering you slept with Niylah last night

Harper: ok why is Octavia trying to ruin everyone's lives 

Octavia: stfu

Emori: bitch you made Harper cry

Miller: *sips tea*

Murphy: stop that Miller

Monty: no *sips tea*

Bellamy: Clarke can I come over

Clarke: no

Bellamy: Murphy can I come over

Murphy: sure

Clarke: 😑

Jasper: YESSSSSSS BELLARKE 😍🥰🥰❤️😘❤️❤️❤️😍😍😍😘🥰😍😘🥰

Monty: wait

Monty: murven also happened

Murphy: that's a lie

Monty: I have photo evidence

Raven: shit

Jasper: what a wonderful day 😍

Octavia: no it's not

Emori: what's her problem

Lexa: idk idc

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Double upload day! 

If anyone has any ideas for why Octavia is asking this way please tell me (and definitely not because I don't know why...)

Anyway thanks for reading!

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