Taming Gulf: MewGulf

Chapter 2

The Following Day During class. Students doing their presentations. As Mew is presenting a phone goes off.

Mr Kang: (disturbed by the sound of a male voice having sex) "is someone watching porn?"

Gulf: "oh no it's my ringing tone. Sorry."

Mr Kang: (is clearly perturbed) "Can we put our phones on silent class." 

Mew: (summarizing his presentation) "I've talked about the eyeball and the eye socket. their functions and roles and that marks the end of my presentation. Any comments additions or questions?"

A few people raise their hands and asks questions. Mew answers their questions

Gulf: (also raises his hand) "you didn't talk about the hair on the eye" 

Mew: (stares at Gulf confused) "what hair on the eye?"

Gulf: "the hair on the top and bottom of the eye lid." 

Mew: "you mean the eyelashes?" 

Gulf: "yes that." 

Mew: "the eye lash is there to prevent small particles from getting into our eyes. Isn't that common knowledge?" 

Gulf: "oh is it?"

Mew: (sees Gulf is messing with him. looks away.) "Any more questions?"

Gulf: (raises hand again Mew clenches his teeth.) "Since I don't have common knowledge, can you please tell me what the hair around the penis is called?"

Mew: "isn't that called pubic hair?"

Gulf: "what about the hair found on the asshole?"

(Class bursts out with laughter)

Mew: (looks at Gulf meaningfully.) "I've never seen that."

Gulf: "you haven't met people with hair on their asshole? I was surprised too when I discovered that some people have hair on their asshole." (Turns to Mr Kang) "Can we have a class discussion on this? We need to figure out who has hair on their buttholes." 

Mr Kang: "It's common to people who are hairy but it's not really a thing. Thank you class for your presentations that was beyond my expectation. Now let's do another round of volunteering."

(People starts raising their hands choosing topics and Gulf doesn't)

Mr Kang: "Gulf you're not presenting this time?"

Gulf: (shrugs) "I can do the hair on the asshole." 

Mr Kang: (shakes his head) "How about you do the vagina since you did the penis last time." 

Gulf: "uhh no thank you. Who needs to learn about vaginas when we're only boys in the class"

(The class protests).

Gulf: (shocked) "If you like vaginas that much have your girlfriends show you and do sex ed. Some of us don't want to waste our time on things that doesn't concern our lives. Did you know that girls have mini dicks? Like little tiny winy dicks. Y'all when you're going down on your girlfriends, you'll be sucking dick too" (laughs out loud) "I'm just lucky I suck huge dicks like really huge" (raises his arm) "like this huge and hard. I be-"

Mr Kang: (interrupting Gulf from going further) "-How about you do the presentation of the arm." 

Gulf: "like the fingers, functions and all?"

Mr Kang: "Yes."

Gulf: "not meaning to be rude but the function that stands out the most is finger fucking" 

(Class laughs and he laughs at himself too.)

Mr Kang: (looksaway) "maybe not" (continues with class)