Hermitcraft Ship Oneshots

headcannons

overall game related headcannons

1- the only you don't respawn and stay dead, is if the person(a player) has the intent to kill maliciously. like they wanted to murder them straight up. not if they were doing it for fun. this doesn't include like flying into a wall and dying that way, that's a respawnable death(along with mobs and voiding out)

2- this is like a futuristic type of thing. like sword art online(as bad as that anime is) meaning, they're still playing like they would in real life, but, they are the game. just there is no outside world, the world of minecraft just is
does that make sense?

3- admins have god like powers. they can sense stuff wrong with the game, the code, anything going wrong. so zuma is basically god and needs to be feared and praised. all hail xzumavoid

character headcannons

heights

grian, iskall and stress are the shortest hermits. in that order. grian being 1 1/2 blocks tall, while iskall and stress are only a few inches taller(so 1 2/3 blocks)

doc, tango, zuma and mumbo are the tallest, also in that order. doc is 3 blocks tall. tango and zuma are 2 2/3 blocks tall and mumbo 2 1/2 blocks tall

everyone else is around the 2 block tall height

single characters

grian-
- hes a hopeless romantic, he is a sucker for candle lit dinners and star gazing. and just anything cheesy and cute like that

- is constantly making sure he's somewhat tall. if that's by placing a block and standing on it or sitting on someone's shoulders, so be it.

- chubby baby. he has a bit of chub and he loves it.

- defiantly eating cheese at 2 am while i'm nothing but his boxers, or a chicken onesie

mumbo-
- an akward, finger guns, stuttering and blushing mess

- oblivious to all hell. you can be like 'mumbo jumbo i have a huge ass crush on you and want to date you' he'd still think your practicing for someone else

- always covered in redstone or dirt or wool. also always carrying a lint roller 'in case of emergencies'

- very easily overstimulated and needs constant breaks from big, loud crowds. and if he can't get away he usually tries to count to keep himself calm.

iskall
- strong baby. he's one of the strongest in the server. he's always being called and asked to do the heavy lifting(along with doc)

- has to update his electronic parts every so often and does the same with doc(he's always yelling at doc for not keeping updated just in case it malfunctions)

- he's also the romantic type, but prefers to keep it in private, while grian is quite happy with public stuff.
iskall doesn't like pda much

- when him and grian are together, they're the most chaotic pair ever. good luck trying to get any sleep with them in the same room

doc
- the strongest boy, he loves the gym and getting strong so he can carry around his friends. he also gets called to do the heavy lifting

- he's actually an asexual, biromantic.

- your strawberries are not safe around him. he is absolutely obsessed with strawberries. he loves the taste and the smell.
also, he's tried eating strawberry soap 'to see if it tasted like strawberries'

- the local piggy back ride giver for the shorties(grian, stress and iskall) they're constantly asking for him to carry them so they can feel tall

zuma
- god. he should be praised, and feared

- done with everyone's shit. he's given up on trying to calm the chaotic-ness of the server. he's basically like 'as long as it doesn't kill you permanently, or bother me, i don't care'

- also an asexual, he's panromantic

- as stated earlier, he can sense when something's wrong with the game. not players though, just the game itself. like server issues and coding issues

bdubs
(he's gonna be called bubbles or booboo a lot by me)

- non-binary but uses he, him and they, them pronouns

- has autophobia (the fear of being alone) so he usually stays over at zuma, doc or keralis place

- they're also awkward as fuck. just less than mumbo. he can actually force down the awkwardness for a bit before breaking

- he loves to be annoying, but it sometimes gets to them and they can get very upset and paranoid about it. meaning he goes to zuma or keralis or doc for some cuddles and some validation

keralis-
- AN ABSOLUTE BABY!! he is the cutest baby ever.

- honestly, i don't have much for him. only he's the cutest hermit on the server(in my opinion)

stress
- another baby!

- a trans woman who's isn't afraid to call cleo to break someone's knees for making fun of her being trans(also, pre surgery)

- the girliest on the server, considering. but she tries her hardest to get cleo or false to dress up with her, failing most of the time.

false
- she's had a background of fencing, which is why she's so good at pvp

- she's extremely confident and straightforward with basically everything.

- she is also very smart, and picks up on social cues very quickly. good luck hiding anything from her

cleo
- she's an actual zombie. she was tamed and taught everything she needed to know about being human like by zuma and biffa

- whenever she gets into a burn out, or in a depressive mood she does little armour stand scenes to perk herself up

- she's bisexual, and is quite vocal about it by flirting with the other girls

- she's actually really close with joe hills, who is a bit of a chaotic boy

the last ones had less information on them, sorry. i put them last so the first ones were more interesting
these are probably gonna be updated quite frequently.
i'll probably be unpublished and republished every time i update, so y'all see it every time i do update