Lizzy Midford is feeling sick
Ciel Phantomhive I'm pregnant!
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Paula : *gasps* Are you serious, Milady?!
Edward Middleford : Oh, fvck. Someone's in trouble.
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Francis Middleford : YOU'RE WHAT, MY DEAR?!?!?! OH MY GAHD! CIEL! YOU ARE DEAD!
Alexis Leon Midford : *faints*
Ciel Phantomhive : You're pregnant?! But I haven't even done such a thing with you yet!
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Sebastian Michaelis : Oooooh. I think I know what's going on...
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Ciel Phantomhive : *gasps* Lizzy! Are you having an affair with another man?! ANSWER ME!
Francis Middleford : Hey! You little fck! Don't shout at my daughter or I'll freaking slice your head off!
Ciel Phantomhive : Oh...Uh... Ermm... Sorry, ma'am.
Edward Middleford : But no one can do that thing with her except for you, Ciel.
Ciel Phantomhive : BUT I DIDN'T DO IT!!!!!!!!!!
Francis Middleford : And don't shout at my son, too, you little sht!
Ciel Phantomhive : I-I'm very sorry again, ma'am.
Angela Blanc : Well, even though I can smell and sense impurity in Earl Phantomhive, I can't smell or sense him committing adultery to that girl.
Ciel Phantomhive : See? I didn't made her pregnant.
Francis Middleford : Then who in the world did?!
Ciel Phantomhive : I think I know... Alois Trancy, you damn fck, did you do this?!
Alois Trancy : Me?! Of course not! Why would I even do that?!
Ciel Phantomhive : Oh, I don't know. Maybe because of your flirty personality? Or your jealousy?
Alois Trancy : Oh come on! Stop accusing me! I didn't do it! I don't even like her! I just pretended to!
Ciel Phantomhive : Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah! Stop lying, Alois!
Alois Trancy : I'm not lying!
Angela Blanc : He's telling the truth, Earl. .-.
Ciel Phantomhive : Oh ._.
Alois Trancy : You're really mean, Ciel. .-.
Ciel Phantomhive : Sorry ._.
Sebastian Michaelis : Well... Any more suspects, Bocchan?
Ciel Phantomhive : No. But I think Lizzy's been....
Edward Middleford : *gasps*
Francis Middleford : *gasps womanly*
Paula : *gasps*
Sebastian Michaelis : *gasps*
Alexis Leon Midford : *gasps*
Alois Trancy : *gasps* Ciel! You don't say!
Ciel Phantomhive : Yes, guys. Lizzy's been on an accident with another guy .-.
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Angela Blanc : shoot ._.
Lizzy Midford : Relax, guys. It's just a joke!
Lizzy Midford : Fooled you guys finally :3
Francis Middleford : Wait what?
Edward Middleford : That's just idiotic -_- you could've killed someone here! (don't care 'bout Ciel tho >3>)
Ciel Phantomhive : Hey!
Lizzy Midford : Don't care! I Still fooled you guys! Hahahahahaha!
Paula : .............
Alexis Leon Midford : ...........
Francis Middleford : ...........
Edward Middleford : ...........................
Angela Blanc : ......
Sebastian Michaelis : ............
Alois Trancy : ..........
Ciel Phantomhive : ............
Ciel Phantomhive : *shoots everyone in the head* Stupid idiots... Don't fool me like that -_-
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That Butler, Facebook
FanfictionThis story isn't really a story. It's more of a crack but it isn't a crack either... Umm... No, it is a crack. The Characters in the Black Butler anime had created their own Facebook accounts. And they keep on posting unusual posts or just really, r...
