Alois Trancy
Uh.. Sweet Madam Lizzy , I know you're going through puberty so may I ask you how do you put on a tampon?
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Lizzy Midford : O_O U-um... Excuse me?
Canterbury : Dafuq did I read
Timber : This is gross ugh. I want to leave my own body.
Thompson : Ugh. Where's the Grim Reapers when you want to die seeing this post?
Alois Trancy : For the millionth time, I CAN HEAR AND SEE YOU, YOU MOTHER FLOPPING TRIPLETS!
Lizzy Midford : U-um... Lord Alois, that's really quite a disturbing question. I can't answer that, I'm sorry :(
Alois Trancy : Oh come on :( I'm on my period today! It's been three days actually. And Claude's been cleaning my shorts for hours ever since! So please tell me :)
Lizzy Midford : O_O"
Ciel Phantomhive : Lmao. Talk about still being your old bipolar self even on your period.
Alois Trancy : That's mean! :(
Sebastian Michaelis : HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA HOLY CRAP Claude DO YOU FUCKING NEED A SOUL OR BLEACH?! HAHAHA I AM SO ROFL
Claude Faustus : You know what I want, baby. It's for you to die that is :*
Sebastian Michaelis : Yeah right. Under Lord Alois' period-printed shorts! HAHA!
Claude Faustus : This is exactly why Satan sent you away from hell, Michaelis.
Madam Red : Wait... Lord Alois, you're a girl?
Alois Trancy : Of course not, wtf.
Madam Red : HUH?! Then why are you going through that kind of puberty?!
Ciel Phantomhive : *sips tea in nervousness* Y-yeah... W-why indeed?
Madam Red : *glares at Ciel* Ciel, do you know something about his period?
Ciel Phantomhive : U-uh.. N-no. Of course not. Why would I? :>
Madam Red : You're acting strange. What are you hiding?
Ciel Phantomhive : N-nothing! And you ain't my muh
Madam Red : Idgaf. You tell me what you're hiding Ciel. Or I'll turn you into a woman.
Grell Sutcliff : *gasps happily* right, I won't tell you what I'm hiding. Now turn me into a woman!!!!
Madam Red : I WASN'T TALKING TO YOU!
Alois Trancy : *sighs* Okay, I'll tell you why I'm getting this kind of puberty.
Madam Red : *sighs in relief* Thank you?!
Ciel Phantomhive : Oh don't you dare. *glares evilly*
Alois Trancy : Well, I cant hide forever, Ciel! So I'm saying it!
Ciel Phantomhive : Youre a Brave Independent Tender Charming Handsome guy :)
Alois Trancy : Aww thanks :) and I love you too
Lizzy Midford : COULD YOU JUST GO ON WITH IT ALREADY!
Alois Trancy : Jeez. U on ur period, girl? Sigh. Nvm. Here it is... The reason why I'm having period because Ciel was doing bad at being a seme.
Everyone : WHAT?!
Ciel Phantomhive : Oh come on! I was trying!!!
Sebastian Michaelis : HAHAHAHAHAHAHA Still momma's little boy, aren't ya?
Ciel Phantomhive : Our contract is over hoe
Sebastian Michaelis : wait WHAT?!
Lizzie Midford : Ugh! Ciel! I told you not to do that! Especially to Alois!!! D:<
Ciel Phantomhive : I was insecure, okay?!
The Undertaker : HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAA THE EARL IS JEALOUS OF US!
Ciel Phantomhive : DO NOT FRIGGING LAUGH IT IS NOT FUNNY
Alois Trancy : Lmao, it kinda is
Ciel Phantomhive : SHUT UP *kicks Alois' "baseballs"*
Alois Trancy : AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHASFDGHJKL ZUDKU EHJBSSOPB HOW TF DID YOU
Ciel Phantomhive : Cyberkick and hatred, bitch
Alois Trancy : F-f-fuck you...
Ciel Phantomhive : youll bleed more :>>>>
Alois Trancy : OH WAIT NO! DONT FUCK YOU, DONT FUCK YOU!
Ciel Phantomhive : Good. Now dont teach him how to use those elongated thick tissues that you use on your period or ya'll be bleeding too
Lizzy Midford : Like i will. Gross. ><
Madam Red : I cant because I would be jealous :)
Ciel Phantomhive : Thats my good little niggas ;)
Alois Trancy : OH COME ON!
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// what a sick chapter. Hope ya'll still alive hahaha. PS IM REALLY SORRY IF I HAVENT UPDATE FOR LIKE A CENTURY NOW, SCHOOL AND CHORES ARE LIKE UNSTOPPABLE RIGHT NOW TBH. SO SORRY MILORDS! Though I made a new crack about Kuroko no Basket named "Kuroko no Tumblr", if you have time for that silly crack, please do enjoy it too. THANK YOU! AND THANK YOU FOR THE FUNNY AND WONDERFUL COMMENTS, VOTES AND VIEWS! I APPRECIATE IT 101% //
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