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"Take me into your 11 arms. Kiss me under the light of a thousand stars."

Wtf. 11 arms? How the fuhg do you do that? Sebastian, can you do that?

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Sebastian Michaelis : I believe I cannot because it's beyond my powers. I think Claude Faustus can because he's a bitchy spider. Claude, can you do that?

Claude Faustus : No. Spiders only have 8. It's clearly also beyond my powers. But I believe that Hannah Anafeloz is some unequal demon. It means she can have 11 arms.

Hannah Anafeloz : What? No, I do not! I'm just weird, but not that weird. -_- Though, I think Canterbury Timber and Thompson can. Since they are triplets.

Canterbury : We're only triplets, Ms. Hannah.~

Timber : Yeah, not some three weirdos.

Thompson : Yeah, like that disgusting Claude spider.

Alois Trancy : I CAN FRIGGIN HEAR YOU, YOU BITCH!

Thompson : No you don't, Your Highness. *disappears*

Finny : Eh??? Uh... I think Bard can take you to his 11 arms...???

Bard : No, you idiot! It's not 11 arms! It's 11 armies -__-"

Finny : Oh... *o* Then... Mou... Mey-rin can do it?

Mey-rin : I think you were pointing out my 11 firearms, yes? @-@

Finny : Ohh ♦o♦ Welp, Madam Red can then? Since she's a doctor, she must have operated herself and got 11 arms. ^_^

Madam Red : Nah hahaha, no, Finny. I do not operate myself in getting 11 arms. I cannot even make a new... Organ... For myself... Umm... Never mind that, I don't have 11 arms. But since my beautiful sister, Rachel Phantomhive, hugs our little Ciel every time, she must've have 11 arms.

Rachel Phantomhive : What? No, I do not. I'm not a monster, lil sis >3> But I do know a guy who has 11 arms. Vincent Phantomhive show your true form honey.

Vincent Phantomhive : How many times do I have to tell you that I'm not our son's butler, Sebastian who hides from his true form -.- He's the one who wanted to look good like me---

Sebastian Michaelis : Uh, no, I don't.

Vincent Phantomhive : And, just because my arms are big for the two of you, doesn't mean I have 11 arms. Jeez, that's just terrible.

Ciel Phantomhive : Dad, chill your mole.

Viscount Druitt : 11 arms? *laughs attractively handsome and sexy with the Phoenix pose* No! You misheard it, my Robin. It's "Take me into your loving arms*.

Ciel Phantomhive : Noo, I could have sworn that it's 11 arms, not loving arms.

Madam Red : But if it's really loving arms, that would be more physically impossible.

Sebastian Michaelis : Yup, totally agree with that.

Claude Faustus : So much.

Hannah Anafeloz : So freaking much.

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Viscount Druitt : Just what world do you guys even live in?