Ciel Phantomhive is feeling Fabulous
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Hi! I'm Earl Ciel Phantomhive! I'm fab and I love Alois VERY MUCH! I also love cats as well and I'm very much bipolar~
Lizzy Midford : What?!?!?! Sheiru?!?!?! Do you hate me now?!?!?!
Ciel Phantomhive : Why, of course, dearie.
Lizzy Midford : *sobs* Go get hit by a carriage!
Ciel Phantomhive : Go get hit by a life!
Sebastian Michaelis : My, my, Bocchan. What's wrong with you?
Ciel Phantomhive : Nothing! Why?! You tryin' to freaken break our contract, Butler?!
Sebastian Michaelis : No. It's just that..... The cat thingy....
Lizzy Midford : WTH You're not even concerned about your master hating me?!
Ciel Phantomhive : Shut up! I love Alois!
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Ciel Phantomhive : WTF?!?! ALOIS?!?! IS THAT YOU?!
Ciel Phantomhive : No, no. This is not Alois. This is you.
Ciel Phantomhive : STOP THAT! STOP USING MY ACCOUNT!
Ciel Phantomhive : Why are you shouting at yourself?
Ciel Phantomhive : I'M NOT SHOUTING AT MYSELF, I'M SHOUTING AT YOU!
Ciel Phantomhive : Who? Me?
Ciel Phantomhive : YES, YOU!
Ciel Phantomhive : But why are you calling yourself? Is you crazy?
Ciel Phantomhive : NO! Look, just give me back my account!
Ciel Phantomhive : Why would I? You already have it.
Sebastian Michaelis : Do you want me to do something, Bocchan?
Ciel Phantomhive : Yes, ummm.... Please put me inside a suitcase again and give me to Alois. Make sure that I don't get away. And make me look as hot as possible, too.
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Ciel Phantomhive : WHAT THE HELL?!?!?!?! STOP IT ALOIS! I'LL KILL YOU AGAIN!
Ciel Phantomhive : I said that I'm not Alois, peasant, I'm Earl Ciel Phantomhive!
Ciel Phantomhive : UGHHH!!!! SEBASTIAN! I ORDER YOU TO KILL THIS FEGGIT!
Ciel Phantomhive : Oh wait, I changed my mind, Sebastian. I order you to make Alois marry me.
Alois Trancy : Oh, Ciel! You don't have to do that! I will say yes even without your butler's help.
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Ciel Phantomhive : WTF?!
Ciel Phantomhive : Sebastian! Do my order NOW!
Sebastian Michaelis : ....................... *cries* I don't know what to do anymore! I give up!
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William T. Spears : *pats Sebastian's back with scythe* That's okay, Filthy demon. You only deserve being confused like that.
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Claude Faustus : Does this mean I can have Ciel's soul?
Sebastian Michaelis : Whatever! Take it all! I'm signing off our contract!
Ciel Phantomhive : Hey! Sebastian! Don't go!!!!!!!!!! This is me, the real Ciel!!!!!! I order you to not go! YOU DEMIN DEMON! COME BACK HERE!
Ciel Phantomhive : Tchhh.... Sebastian left me. Welp.... I still got my beloved ALOIS with me! ILYVMB!
Alois Trancy : *gasps* ILYVMT Bae!
Ciel Phantomhive : Help me, guys! I need help!
Ciel Phantomhive : But I need Alois more.
Ciel Phantomhive : COULD YOU FINGER LICKIN' STOP IT! *shoots his head*
Ciel Phantomhive : Stop stopping yourself, Ciel.
The Undertaker : ........
The Undertaker : Idek if I should laugh anymore.
Ronald Knox : Ha! It looks like the Earl is talking to himself xD
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