Ciel Phantomhive
59 minutes ago
Sebastian, William explain to me why the hell did you made a child without anyone (especially me and Grell) knowing?
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William T. Spears : Excuse me?
Ciel Phantomhive : Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know you're still adjusting to my butler's manhood size.
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Sebastian Michaelis : Wtf Bocchan! I don't even know what you're talking about!
William T. Spears : Me too. And BTW, *vomits* EEW! NO! GROSS! WHY WOULD I DO SOMETHING LIKE THAT?! ESPECIALLY WITH HIM?!?!
Ciel Phantomhive : I dunno. You're the one who did that with him. Not meh. And BTW, you vomited, idiot. You're pregnant again. YOU. ARE. PREGNANT. AGAIN. AND. YOU. ARE. SO. DEAD. GRELL. KILL. THE. BITCHES.
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Grell Sutcliff : I want to but they're too hot >.< UGHHH!!!!
Ciel Phantomhive : But, Grell. Your husband got a baby from Sebastian! And has a baby again!
Grell Sutcliff : I know that! It's just that.... I can't kill someone I love.
Ciel Phantomhive : YOU'RE SO DAMN DRAMATIC!
William T. Spears : GUYS!!!!!!!! I'M NOT GRELL'S HUSBAND!!!!!!!! I DON'T HAVE A BABY!!!!!! I'M NOT PREGNANT!!!!!! AND MOST OF ALL, I'M NOT DOING A YAOI WITH YOUR FILTHY DEMON BUTLER, MICHAELIS!!!!!!!! UFFFFUCK!!!!!
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Ciel Phantomhive : Yeah, you are. ^_^ *readies Pluto's fire* Oh, look, you're moaning. *Vein Pops* ^_^
William T. Spears : I WASN'T MOANING!!!!! UGHHH!!!!
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Ciel Phantomhive : Ooh, there it goes.
Grell Sutcliff : Wait... did you just said that you're not my husband? DID YOU JUST FREAKING SAID THAT YOU ARE NOT MY HUSBAND? :D *Readies chainsaw*
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Ciel Phantomhive : Okay. Just admit it, Sebastian. Earl won't get mad :) *tries not to pop veins*
Sebastian Michaelis : Admit what?
Ciel Phantomhive : admit that you have a hot relationship with William :))
Sebastian Michaelis : WTF?!?!?! I DON'T HAVE A HOT RELATIONSHIP WITH HIM!!!!!!!!!!! THAT'S SOOOOOOOOO GROSS!!!!!!!
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William T. Spears : YEAH! EEW!!!!!!!!!!! >_<"
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Ciel Phantomhive : *burns them both together* You do now.
Sebastian Michaelis : *coughs* what in the world?! Is your parents' burning death ain't enough for you?!?!
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