That Butler, Eyepatch

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Lizzy Midford is feeling curious

Ciel I've always wonder. Why won't you remove your eye patch? Even at our honeymoon, you've still wore that thingy. Why? :3

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Ciel Phantomhive : Um... Uh... Because behind it, it's an ugly scar. And I don't want you to think that I'm ugly, Lizzy.

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Lizzy Midford : Oh? Is that so?

Alois Trancy : No, girl. He's lying. It's not a scar. It's----

Ciel Phantomhive : SHUT YOUR BLOODY MOUTH YOU CONDENSED PEASANT. THE ONLY THING BEHIND MY EYEPATCH IS AN UGLY SCAR. NOTHING MORE, NOTHING LESS. NOW PLEASE LEAVE ME ALONE OR I'LL SCAR YOUR TONGUE.

Alois Trancy : jeez. sorry man.

Lizzy Midford : Eh? Why are you so bothered by that, Shieru? Are you hiding something from me? ?-?

Ciel Phantomhive : N-no! I'm certainly am not.

Lizzy Midford : then why were you so bothered by what Alois had said, hm?

Ciel Phantomhive : umm uh... er...

Ciel Phantomhive : it's really not good to hear, Lizzy. it's better that you don't know.

Lizzy Midford : NEEE!!!! CIEL! PLEASE TELL ME! I CAN TAKE IT! PLEASE CIEL! PLEEEEASSSSSEEEEEE! :'(

Ciel Phantomhive : No

Lizzy Midford : oh come on! If you don't tell me I'll break your wallpapers! v.v

Ciel Phantomhive : Nope. Still no.

Lizzy Midford : PLEASE!~

Ciel Phantomhive : No.

Lizzy Midford : If you don't friggin tell me why, I'll slice off your only good eye with my friggin sword until you can finally have two friggin eye patches!

Ciel Phantomhive : .................

Alois Trancy : That's my girl :')

Ciel Phantomhive : okay

Lizzy Midford : yay!!!!!!!!!

Ciel Phantomhive : behind my eye patch is my virginity.

Lizzy Midford : EEEEH??! I DON'T GET IT. We had honeymoon but you're still a Virgin what?

Ciel Phantomhive : that's the point.

Alois Trancy : that's the exact opposite of what you sa----

Ciel Phantomhive : I SAID SHUT UP YOU ODD GOOF

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