I was at Walmart a while ago and while there I bought a can of ravioli for lunch. When I went to self checkout it fell out of my grip. I tried to catch it only to fail and it roll several feet away. I proceeded to chase it down and muttered ' you here not have made me lose my spot in line' and as soon as I picked it up I turned around and saw... someone going in front of me so I said 'Of fucking course you did'.
After I finished paying for what I was buying, I headed out to the car and put the bag in the passenger seat by the door because I had other bags in there at the time. I turned my car on, put away my card and then looked over at the bag so I could eat my lunch only to see it has disappeared. Annoyed, I buckled up and started driving, soon saying ' what? Don't want to be eaten? That's fine by me you damn can' and then I got annoyed with myself and said 'what the hell are you doing? Trying to use reverse psychology on a fucking can?'.
As soon as I had said that I had looked over, only to see the can not in plain view and nothing else had moved. About and shocked, I exclaimed, 'what the fuck?! How the hell did that work?!'.
Despite all this, I ended up eating it anyway because I was hungry. But still, that was a serious mindfuck. -_-'
Oh yeah, SnowFox said it might be some kind of faerie or fae messing with me.
