lol Tony the Tiger is a fucking lunatic moron shall I say more, yes? Ok.
Tony the Tiger is a fucking loony that always says its grrrrreeat but nothing is really great everything is fucked up so badly it's actually funny but do I give a shit? No I don't give a shit do you give a shit? No you don't give a shit does Tony the Tiger give a shit? No, Tony the Tiger doesn't give a shit does lucky give a shit? No he doesn't give a shit does anyone give a shit? No, nobody on this full on fucking planet gives a shit.
So yea Tony the Tiger is a fucking lunatic moron and a simp. The end of chapter 1