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ren: do we really need wine?

doc, getting ready to go to the store: no, i need wine, you need to put your pants back on

ren: but life is so freeing without them

doc: pants. on. now

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grian: i have a solution

mumbo: thank goodness

grian: it involves explosions

mumbo: oh absolutely not

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booboo: you have no power over me

doc: are you 100% sure about that?

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tango, to zed: oh wow! i'd like to see you figure out the difference between blood and marinara sauce

impulse, walking in: what the fuck?

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ren: i can't believe you arrested him out of spite

doc: i had probable cause

ren: yes, but mostly spite

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cub: it's so.... white

scar: it's snow?

cub: i grew up in the desert. i don't know what weather is, let alone snow

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