ren: do we really need wine?
doc, getting ready to go to the store: no, i need wine, you need to put your pants back on
ren: but life is so freeing without them
doc: pants. on. now
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grian: i have a solution
mumbo: thank goodness
grian: it involves explosions
mumbo: oh absolutely not
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booboo: you have no power over me
doc: are you 100% sure about that?
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tango, to zed: oh wow! i'd like to see you figure out the difference between blood and marinara sauce
impulse, walking in: what the fuck?
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ren: i can't believe you arrested him out of spite
doc: i had probable cause
ren: yes, but mostly spite
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cub: it's so.... white
scar: it's snow?
cub: i grew up in the desert. i don't know what weather is, let alone snow
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