Hey guys I got a new nickname and it's so cool. I'm dolphin girl now because my neighbour Marina is an octopus married to a dolphin and they're super cool as well. I skipped school today and decided to chat up the people on Wattpad forums and it's super amazing cause they're so friendly and they don't poop in your locker if you don't like their ships. I told them about the time I went to a One Direction concert with Draco Malfoy we were going f out at the time and then he dumped me for Harry Potter afterwards my vagina cried but I was okay. Seeing grandma Harry styles do what he does best makes me happy.
WHO SHOT MY BOYFRIEND WITH EIGHT DICKS?
NOW LISTEN UP EVERYBODY! I HAVE AN EPIC MURDER MYSTERY TO SHARE WITH YOU. BUT I AM WASHING MYSELF WITH TEARS BECAUSE I AM CRYING SO MUCH. WHO SHOT MY BOYFRIEND WITH EIGHT DICKS? WHY ARE YOU ALLL LOOKING AT ME. I'M SORRY I HAVE NO BOOBS, ONLY NIPPLES LIKE A MILTANKS BLADDERED UDDER. I DID NOT DO IT BY THE WAY WHY WOULD I? I LOVE HIM SO MUCH I WOULD NEVER DO THAT AND DON'T YOU DARE ACCUSE ME AND IF OFFICER JENNY SLUT BITCH CUNT WON'T HELP ME FIND OUT WHO SHOT MY BOYFRIEND WITH EIGHT DICKS THEN I WILL FIND OUT MYSELF WHO DID IT AND I HAVE A WHOLE LIST OF SUSPECTS AND THEIR ALIBIS AND SOME OF THEM, MAYBE ONE OF THEM AND MAYBE ALL OF THEM ARE BULLSHIT. WHATEVER READERS, PLEASE HELP ME FIND OUT WHO SHOT MY BOYFRIEND WITH EIGHT DICKS AND LEAVE A REVIEW ON WHO YOU THINK DID IT.
ASH KETCHUM
CAUSE HE GOT EM ALL
GARY OAK
MOTHERUCKING ASSHOLE
PROFESSOR OAK
HE A PIMP
DELIA KETCHUM
CAUSE SHE A HO
MISTY WATERFLOWER
NEVER TRUST A GINGER
MAY WHOREFACE
SHE ATE A GUN!
DAWN ANOTHERWHOREFACE
ONE PEEK UNDER HER SKIRT IS ENOUGH TO KILL ANYBODY.
IRIS BADASS BITCH
SHE SWINGS ON TRESS AND HAS DRAGONS.
ERIC CARTMAN
HE'S SO FAT HE CAN HIDE WEAPONS UP HIS ASS.
BARACK OBAMA
I DUNNO THE COPS ALWAYS BLAME THE BLACK GUYS
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Harry Styles is My Grandma
FanfictionThis is the story about how Harry Styles is my Grandma. It's a true story. And I'm not on drugs believe me.
