Seven Weeks Of La Squadra

SAY SO | FORMAGGIO

"Why is Y/N hovering over the sink and coughing?" Risotto asked with a heavy sigh, looking at the still laughing Melone and the concerned Pesci.

"Ghiaccio thought she was choking on her food and tried to giver her the Heimlich! A-and then Formaggio shoved his fingers in her mouth." Pesci said, rubbing the back of his neck as he quivered under the gaze of Risotto, ignoring Melone's increasing laughter as he reported back the situation.

"Why did he do that?" Risotto pinched the bridge of his nose, Melone's laughing stuttering to a stop as he caught his breath and tried to speak normally to Risotto, who's patience was steadily wearing thin.

"She was trying to tell Ghiaccio - and I quote, 'to cut it the fuck out' but he was basically breaking her ribs..Formaggio panicked and tried to grab whatever was choking her..but unfortunately that was Ghiaccio! And not the food he thought it was!" Melone practically broke down in childish giggles, Pesci letting out a small huff as Risotto turned on his heel, making a beeline for the kitchen.

He looked through the doorway, spotting you bent over the sink, coughing and blinking as Prosciutto rubbed circles onto your back, he quirked a brow upon seeing Risotto in the doorway, cigarette hanging loosely from his lips.

"How are you?" Risotto asked, his deep voice making you jump before sighing, turning to look at him with a grin.

"Eh I'm fine, Ghiaccio has got one hell of a death grip though.." You chuckled, rubbing your sore abdomen absentmindedly while in memory of the blue haired man squeezing the life out of you. Risotto's lips quirked up into a smile at your humor.

You sat up and thanked Prosciutto for helping you to not vomit, he waved you off and went to go find Pesci, the familiar clink of his lighter being the last you heard of him, before turning to Risotto with a shrug.

"Maggie did shove his fingers down my throat though..that was..an experience. Ghiaccio called him a pisshead though so that made it all the more sweeter." You made a face and Risotto held back the urge to snort, wondering how you found humor in that, the tall man retreated back to his office after finding out what the commotion was, you waved him a goodbye and pulled out your phone.

{choked, 13:14} very funny, who changed my name?

{choker, 13:14} welcome to the club

{fingerblast, 13:14} .

{choked, 13:15} LOL FORMAGGIO'S IS FUNNY AJAHA

{bootlicker, 13:15} Illuso I know ur trying to be funny but Formaggio's name means to finger someone dude

{mirror mirror, 13: 16} shut up nonce

{choked, 13:16} maggie where are you i wanna get away from melone he keeps laughing at me

{mirror mirror, 13:16} oo y/n are you looking forward to ur next fingerblast with formaggio :flushedemoji:

{bootlicker, 13:17} noo y/n stay with me

{bootlicker, 13:17} daddy wants some rumpy pumpy

{choked, 13:17} die

{choker, 13:18} you disgust me melone