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"there..."
[ fumbling sounds ]
"is this thing recording now? shit."
"can you shut up for a second yeonjun?"
"whatever, what are we doing again?"
"we're trying out this goddamn recorder! you'll listen to it to see if it's working.."
"okay? but why did you buy that thing?"
"because it's for you? you dumb or what?"
"for me? me?"
"repeat that again and you'll sound like a goat. yes it's your gift! it's your birthday! did you have an amnesia or something?"
"no, you're the weird one here. you haven't given me any gift since 7th grade and now this? you're possessed!
get out of beomgyu's body!"
[ muffled screams and hitting sounds ]
"fuck you! you literally slapped a book on my face!"
"that was a bible!"
"you're not the exorcist you think you are!"
[ silence ]
[ yeonjun laughing ]
"you're really stupid."
"you're calling me stupid? this guy who ranked 6th on the exams?"
"tch."
"don't 'tch' me beomgyu."
[ silence ]
"hey choi yeonjun."
"hmm?"
"happy birthday."
"..thanks."
"so..uh, what's your wish?"
"wish? nah, i don't do wishes.
besides, what more can i ask when you're already here with me?"
[ end of rec_001 ]
