You are (Y/N) (L/N), an S Class Dragon Slayer Wizard from Fairy Tail!! You always have a code, which is to protect your family at all costs!! You see the Guild as people you love, and well some old childhood friends of yours are coming in to join th...
Before you knew it, you witnessed Rainbow, Applejack, and Cana were drinking their cares away, and you were trying to make sure that Erza didn't get a chug on some sake!
(Y/N): ERZA, I AM NOT LETTING YOU GET DRUNK AGAIN!
Erza: (Y/N), I can control myself!
(Y/N): No you can't! Last time, you almost killed Natsu and Gray!
Erza: I couldn't have done that.
Sunset: Wait, how is Erza when she is drunk?
(Y/N): Dominating and outright crazy!
Erza: I AM NOT!!
(Y/N): You are too, we've known each other since we were kids, and you don't believe me?! Ugh! Forget the Strawberry Cake!
Erza: NO WAIT! I'M SORRY!! (Y/N), don't!
Rainbow: IS ERZA BEGGING?!
Levy just laughs!
Levy: He literally does this so that Erza can calm down!
Mirajane: He's done it since they first met.
Cana: Ah, it's fun watching him do this!
Luna: I do remember the first time it happened!
Flashback!
A young you tries to stop a young Erza from pounding Gray into the ground for his stripping behavior!
Young (Y/N): Erza stop it!! Calm down!!
Young Gray: SOMEONE STOP HER!
Young Erza: GRAY YOU WILL LEARN TO KNOCK IT OFF!
Young (Y/N): Ugh! Forget it, no strawberry cake for you! I am done making them!
Young Erza: NO! (Y/N) PLEASE RECONSIDER!! PLEASE, I'M SORRY!
Young Gray: How did you do it?
Young (Y/N): Always look for the weaknesses my dear friend.
Flashback ends ...
(Y/N): Alright I can't stay mad at you forever! You're too beautiful, and too cute to stay mad at!
Erza blushes, and she just hugs and kisses you repeatedly!
Erza: So? Do I get my strawberry cake?
(Y/N): Of course! I know just how you love it!
Later ....
Rarity: Ugh, I feel as if my hair is getting uneven! How am I going to fix this?
Lucy: Oh Rarity I think I can help!
Rarity: Really? Thank you Lucy! You're a complete sweetheart! How so?
Lucy: I have a spirit that I originally inherited from my mother for this! Watch! Open Gate of the Golden Crab: Cancer!
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Cancer
Cancer: Hey there Lucy, Baby. You need a new trim?
Lucy: Actually it's not me. It's for my friend over there!
Rarity: Hello there!
Cancer: Hmm, I'll finish this new style off in a couple of minutes. You just sit still Baby!
Fluttershy: Wow! You even have Cancer? Lucy, you have the most wonderful spirits!
Twilight: So, any other spirits we should know about?
Lucy: I also have Sagittarius and Taurus.
Twilight: Okay. Anything to know about them before?
Lucy: Sagittarius is a loyal archer and he never misses a shot! And well ... ugh Taurus is a huge pervert!
Applejack: Fine, the minute I see that bull, I'll sock him!
Levy: Ugh, yeah he is unbearable! I've seen him before, and I used my magic to shock with a bunch of words.
Cana: Once again, something I would love to drink too!
Later ....
Juvia: (Y/N) Darling! I made something special for this occasion!!
(Y/N): What is it Juvia?
Juvia brings out bread rolls with images of you and ones with images of her!!
Juvia: I call these (Y/N) Buns, and Juvi Buns!!
(Y/N): Uh ........ is that my face?
Rainbow: HA! WOW JUVIA IS SO DAMN WEIRD!!
Juvia: Butt out Rainbow Dash you flat chested runt!
Rainbow: WATCH IT YOU YANDERE BLUE HAIRED MORON!!
(Y/N): GIRLS ENOUGH! I'll try the Juvia ones. I'm not going to eat my own face!
You proceed to bite into the said "buns!"
(Y/N): These are delicious, and they taste so warm! Juvia, you are a damn good cook
Juvia: AAAAH! YES!!
Juvia kisses you on the lips for a long time, which kind of makes everyone else jealous!
(Y/N): And of course she is trying to make them mad! Juvia, I love you a lot, but you are pretty insane, yet somehow cute at the same time.
Later ...
You are giving all of your girlfriends nice back rubs!
Erza: See I told you he was an expert at this!
Lucy: Man, I really need one of these! It's been like years since I've had one.
Sunset: Didn't you have your own personal masseuse?
Lucy: Yeah, but it's better coming from a person you love!
Mira: Indeed! Oh, that's the spot! So delicate!
Once you are all settled in bed!
(Y/N): So, does anyone want to read a story before bed?
Levy: I DO! I'll pick it out!
Cana: Can it not be a boring one? You should be lucky that I didn't drink so much that I already fell asleep!
Applejack: YOU DRINK LIKE 300 bottles!!
Cana: Please, I could have drink like 1000.
Rainbow: Damn it Cana, you and your freaking immunity to getting wasted!
