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covfefe devotee
dick
how do you apologize to girls

penis
have you REACHED rock bottom
tim?

covfefe devotee
stop being a bitch and just
help me already

penis
if you're gonna call me a bitch
put baddest in front of it
MY WAY, MY WAY OR THE HIGHWAY
MY WAY

covfefe devotee
for fuck's sake just SHUT UP
PLEASE
just
help me
okay
please

penis
wow
you haven't had an outburst in a long
time, tim

covfefe devotee
do i look like i don't know that??
dick please
just help me

penis
is this about ciara?
tim, i told you
you shouldn't have trusted her so
easily
besides what happened?

covfefe devotee
[ sent link ]

penis
oh shit you really fucked up

covfefe devotee
you think i don't know that??

penis
and i thought i was the one who
was just shit with girls

covfefe devotee
i get it dick i fucked up bad

penis
like tim bud where did u go
wrong to do this bad

covfefe devotee
could you make me feel any worse??

penis
okay, okay i'm sorry

covfefe devotee
its just
she's one of the ONLY people
that reminds me i'm just some
kid
not some vigilante with the weight of
atlas' burdens on my shoulders
not some multimillionaire ceo
who has everything a guy could ever want
she makes me feel normal, dick
like an actual 17 year old
it's only been 6 months but it feels
like i've known her for forever

covfefe devotee
i don't want to lose her yet
[ message deleted ]

penis
you really like her, don't you?

covfefe devotee
i do, don't i?

penis
ok look tim, as your brother i'll help
but that doesn't mean i trust ciara
100%
but i'll try

covfefe devotee
thank you, dick

penis
dont sweat it, baby bird
now onto helping you
do you know where she lives?

covfefe devotee
no

penis
god tim if u want to get laid the least
you could've done is try getting her address

covfefe devotee
dick holy shit she's a friend
not a hookup

penis
sure
now i want you to get your ass up and track her
cell and i want you to go straight up there
with a bouquet and a box of chocolate and
you two better be fucking apologizing or
god knows WHAT i'll do

covfefe devotee
isn't that illegal

penis
tim has anything we've ever done been
legal?
besides its called love

covfefe devotee
you watch too many rom-coms

penis
and has my advice fucking worked?

covfefe devotee
no

penis
WELL THAT'S BECAUSE YOU'VE
NEVER USED IT
so tomorrow morning, you're tracking her
cell and i'll be bringing your ass over there
with a bouquet of flowers and you better
be apologizing

covfefe devotee
sir yes sir
wait you're coming?

penis
this is a once in a lifetime opportunity
to watch a romcom irl
of fucking course i'm coming

covfefe devotee
knew it
but thanks dick, i mean it
i don't know how to repay you

penis
make a romcom happen and it'll
be repayed

covfefe devotee
you're really something

penis
thank you, i try

-author's notes

i was a girl 💁‍♀️ in a village 🏠 doing alright 🤪 but then 😱 i became a princess 👸 overnight 🙆‍♀️ now i gotta figure out 👩‍🎓 how to do it right 😨 so much to learn 👩‍💻 and see 👀 up in the castle 🏰 with my new family 👨‍👩‍👧‍👦 in a school 🏫 that's just for royalty 💅 a whole new enchanted world 🌈 is waiting for me 💁‍♀️ i'm so excited to be 🤩 sofia the first 🧜‍♀️ i'm finding out 😲 what being royal's 🤯 all about 🤴 sofia the first 🤭 making my way 🏃‍♀️ it's an adventure every day 🌅 sofia 🤪 it's gonna be my time ⏰ sofia 🦵 to show them all that 🕵️‍♀️ i'm sofia the first 🤩🌈

this is short but hEy tHeyRe fInaLly kIndA meEtInG tOmOrrOw

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