Tinky Winky's Twink jaycee where the frickle frackly fuck are you
Master Oogway You would know where I am if SOMEONE didn't stay up until the ungodly hours of the night and wake up at NOON.
Tinky Winky's Twink alright master oogway no need to spout wisdom out at me i was just wondering where my favorite caretaker is 🥺👉👈
Master Oogway
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Tinky Winky's Twink fuck off it's lonely in my room
Master Oogway Then suffer.
Tinky Winky's Twink for someone who's a caretaker you certainly don't care
Master Oogway Thanks! I've been learning the art of giving less fucks <3
Tinky Winky's Twink answer my question you saggy bread loaf
Master Oogway I'm at the canteen trying to eat, obviously.
Tinky Winky's Twink okay first of all, rude second of all, it's boring here third of all, bring me food the food here is bland
Master Oogway It wouldn't be bland if you woke up earlier but noo, keep talking to that boy you've been talking to till the fucking morning for the last 3 months.
Master Oogway You're catching feelings too fast.
Tinky Winky's Twink excuse me what do you MEAN what BOY
Master Oogway Ciara, don't pull the clueless card I've heard you two flirting on call in the middle of the night (which might I add is a pretty pathetic attempt at it.) You literally embody this picture
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Tinky Winky's Twink for nightwing's ass? i absolutely fucking would, who WOULDN'T??
Tinky Winky's Twink for tim? maybe [ this message was sent ]
Tinky Winky's Twink FUCK YOU SAW NOTHING
Master Oogway I certainly fucking did and that was proof you're catching feelings
Master Oogway He's a boy you've never even SEEN, Ciara. He might be catfishing you. He's toying with your heart for fuck's sake!
Tinky Winky's Twink my heart has been toyed enough with thank you
Master Oogway You know I don't mean that Y'know what this calls for? Girl talk, you and me
Tinky Winky's Twink LA LA LA CAN'T HEAR YOU
Master Oogway CIARA WE'RE TEXTING WHAT DO YOU MEAN
Tinky Winky's Twink SORRY WHAT WAS THAT OH WAIT YOU'RE BREAKING UP CAN'T HEAR YOU
Tinky Winky's Twink OH NO STATIC SORRY I'LL TEXT YOU BACK BRING ME BACK NUGGETS BYE
Master Oogway CIARA YOU DUMBASS YOU CAN'T STATIC YOUR WAY OUT OF THIS WE'RE TEXTING [ read ]
Master Oogway I SEE YOU'RE READING THIS DON'T YOU IGNORE ME [ read ]
author's note-
haHahA i want nuggets now
And let's be honest, i would die for nightwing's thicc ass too 🤧 anyways here's a new chapter cause the next two chapters are gonna be spicyy 👀🌶
