SIX the Musical Genderbent Lyrics

Don't Lose ur Head

[AIDEN BOLEYN]
Grew up in the French court,
Oui oui, bonjour
Life was a chore so

[KINGS(EXCEPT AIDEN BOLEYN)]
He set sail

[AIDEN BOLEYN]
1522,
Came straight to the UK
All the British gals, lame

[KINGS(EXCEPT AIDEN BOLEYN)]
Epic fail
Oooh

[AIDEN BOLEYN]
I wanna dance and sing

[KINGS(EXCEPT AIDEN BOLEYN)]
Politics?

[AIDEN BOLEYN]
Ahaha! Not my thing

[KINGS(EXCEPT AIDEN BOLEYN)]
Oooh

[AIDEN BOLEYN]
But then I met the queen
And soon my mommy said,
"You should try and get ahead"
She wanted me,
Ha! Obviously
Kept messaging me, like, everyday
Couldn't be better,
Then she sent me a letter, and
Who am I kidding?
I was prêt à manger

[KINGS(EXCEPT AIDEN BOLEYN)]
Ooh

[AIDEN BOLEYN]
Sent a reply,

[KINGS(EXCEPT AIDEN BOLEYN)]
Ooh.

[AIDEN BOLEYN]
Just saying 'Hi',

[KINGS(EXCEPT AIDEN BOLEYN)]
Ooh.

[AIDEN BOLEYN]
You're a nice gal
I'll think about it, maybe,
XO, baby

[KINGS(EXCEPT AIDEN BOLEYN)]
Uh oh!

[AIDEN BOLEYN]
Here we go

[KINGS(EXCEPT AIDEN BOLEYN)]
You sent her kisses!

[AIDEN BOLEYN]
I didn't know I would move in with her mister!

[KINGS(EXCEPT AIDEN BOLEYN)]
What?

[AIDEN BOLEYN]
Get a tomb!

[KINGS(EXCEPT AIDEN BOLEYN)]
You're living with her groom!

[AIDEN BOLEYN]
Like, what was I meant to do?
Sorry, not sorry 'bout what I said
I'm just trying to have some fun
Don't worry, don't worry,
Don't lose your head
I didn't mean to hurt anyone
LOL,
Say 'oh well',
Or go to hell
I'm sorry, not sorry, 'bout what I said,
Don't lose your head

Three in the bed,
And the little one said,
"If you wanna be wed,

[KINGS]
Make up your mind."

[AIDEN BOLEYN]
Him or me, chum.
Don't wanna be some guy in a threesome

[KINGS(EXCEPT CATHAN OF ARAGON)]
Are you blind?

[SEYMOUR, CLEVES, HOWARD, AND PARR]
Oooh

[AIDEN BOLEYN]
Don't be bitter,

[SEYMOUR, CLEVES, HOWARD, AND PARR]
Oooh

[AIDEN BOLEYN]
'Cause I'm fitter

[SEYMOUR, CLEVES, HOWARD, AND PARR]
Ooh.

[AIDEN BOLEYN]
Why hasn't it hit him?
She doesn't wanna bang you,
Somebody hang you

[SEYMOUR, CLEVES, HOWARD, AND PARR]
Uh oh!

[AIDEN BOLEYN]
Here we go

[SEYMOUR, CLEVES, HOWARD, AND PARR]
Your comment went viral

[AIDEN BOLEYN]
I didn't really mean it, but rumours spiral

[KINGS(EXCEPT AIDEN BOLEYN)]
Wow, Aiden, way to make the country hate you

[AIDEN BOLEYN]
Mate, what was I meant to do?
Sorry, not sorry 'bout what I said
I'm just trying to have some fun
Don't worry, don't worry,
Don't lose your head
I didn't mean to hurt anyone
LOL,
Say 'oh well',
Or go to hell
Sorry, not sorry, 'bout what I said,
Don't lose your head

Tried to elope,
But the pope said nope
Our only hope was

[KINGS(EXCEPT AIDEN BOLEYN)]
Henri!

[AIDEN BOLEYN]
She got a promotion,
'Caused a commotion,
Set in motion

[KINGS(EXCEPT AIDEN BOLEYN)]
The C of E
The rules

[AIDEN BOLEYN]
Were so outdated,
Us two wanted to get x-rated

[KINGS(EXCEPT AIDEN BOLEYN)]
Soon, excommunicated!

[AIDEN BOLEYN]
Everybody chill, it's totes God's will

"Bridal Chorus" by Wagner plays in a shortened, more rock version. It is interrupted by Aiden:

[AIDEN BOLEYN]
Hold up, let me tell you how it went down

Henri's out every night on the town,
Just sleeping around, like,

[KINGS]
What the hell?

[AIDEN BOLEYN]
If that's how it's gonna be,
Maybe I'll flirt with a girl or three

[KINGS]
Just to make her jel

[AIDEN BOLEYN]
Henri finds out and she goes mental
She screams and shouts, like,

[KINGS]
So judgemental

[AIDEN BOLEYN]
"You damned witch,"
Mate,

[KINGS]
Just shut up

[AIDEN BOLEYN]
I wouldn't be such a b...

The other kings gasp to censor the word

[AIDEN BOLEYN]
If you could get it up

[KINGS(EXCEPT AIDEN BOLEYN)]
Uh oh!

[AIDEN BOLEYN]
Here we go

[KINGS(EXCEPT AIDEN BOLEYN)]
Is that what you said?

[AIDEN BOLEYN]
And now, she's going 'round like, "Off with his head!"

[KINGS(EXCEPT AIDEN BOLEYN)]
No...

[AIDEN BOLEYN]
Yeah, I'm pretty sure she means it

[KINGS(EXCEPT AIDEN BOLEYN)]
Seems it

[AIDEN BOLEYN]
What was I meant to do?

[KINGS(EXCEPT AIDEN BOLEYN)]
What was he meant to do?

[AIDEN BOLEYN]
Like, was I meant to do?

[KINGS(EXCEPT AIDEN BOLEYN)]
What was he meant to do?

[AIDEN BOLEYN]
No, but what was I meant to do?

[KINGS(EXCEPT AIDEN BOLEYN)]
What was he meant to do?

[AIDEN BOLEYN]
Oh my god, guys, seriously, I think she's actually gonna chop my head off!
I mean, I guess he must've really liked my head...
5, 6, 7, 8!

[KINGS]
Sorry, not sorry 'bout what I said

[AIDEN BOLEYN]
I'm just trying to have some fun

[KINGS]
Don't worry, don't worry,
Don't lose your head!

[AIDEN BOLEYN]
I didn't mean to hurt anyone

[KINGS]
LOL,
Say 'oh well',
Or go to hell

[AIDEN BOLEYN]
—Heeeeeeeeeeeeelllllll!
Sorry, not sorry 'bout what I said

[KINGS(EXCEPT AIDEN BOLEYN)]
Sorry, not sorry 'bout what he said

[KINGS]
Sorry, not sorry, 'bout what I said!

[AIDEN BOLEYN]
Don't lose your head!