SIX the Musical Genderbent Lyrics

John Seymour Introduction

[AIDEN BOLEYN]
So yeah. What a weekend
I'm like dead!

[KATHAN HOWARD]
Wait, did you actually die?

[AIDEN BOLEYN]
Yeah, it was so extra
Anyway, yeah now I'm obvs the winner, so I think I'll do another solo. So, my next song is one I wrote about the moment I found out Cathan of Aragon had tragically died
It's called "Wearing Yellow to a Funeral". Please sing along if you know the words!

Cathan was a massive cu-

The kings give a loud uproar

[AIDAN OF CLEVES]
Who decided you were the winner?

[CATHAN PARR]
He wants another turn?

[CATHAN OF ARAGON]
Over my dead body!

[JOHN SEYMOUR]
Yeah yeah yeah, anyway, I'm pretty sure it's my turn next

[AIDAN OF CLEVES]
You?
King, please!

[CATHAN PARR]
Are you for real?!

[KATHAN HOWARD]
Yeah, weren't you the one she truly loved?

[CATHAN OF ARAGON]
Oh yeah, didn't you give her the daughter she so desperately wanted?

[AIDEN BOLEYN]
Yeah, like, I gave her a son and she literally chopped my head off.

[JOHN SEYMOUR]
Yeah, okay. Okay you're right. You're right I was lucky. I was really lucky. I was in love. I just had a beautiful baby. Henrietta was happy since thank god it was an Edwina. Not an Edward.

I was so excited for her first words, her first steps, for not getting a good nights sleep for 3 years. But I never got to see any of that.

You know, people say Henrietta was stone hearted, uncaring and I'm not sure that's right. I mean don't get me wrong! I know her times with the queens before me had been hard, but they're also fill of fire! She..she raged and stormed at them and because they were both absolute badass monarchs they raged and stormed right back!

I didn't do any of that. Instead, I stood by her, like I was made of stone. I stood firm no matter her flaws, her tempers. No matter my doubt of fears I stayed there by her side. And that's not because I was scared or naive or weak. It's because...I loved her

So, Henrietta...