Locketless

Coffee-loving Asshole

A/N: I actually don't think I have much to say, other than thank you to the people actually reading this XD I'm trying to make the story okay, promise. Don't think there's anything in this chapter that could cause issues, just some friends being cute but also petty to each other. Oh, there is a mention of memory issues, just in case.

If there is anything someone would like me to add as a warning, please tell me and I will.

Also here's the summary of the last chapter if you didn't want to read it (and also didn't read the update that puts the summary at the bottom of it) 

Summary: Janus avoids Logan (again, poor Lo) but sees that Virgil is having some sort of attack. Virgil runs out of English and Janus follows, proceeding to help him breathe and calm down, and then hold him. He called him Virge on accident and Virgil teases him for it once he's calmed down. After offering to walk Virgil to wherever he needs to be, he writes his phone number on Virgil's hand in case he needs help with another attack - or anything else. Janus walks V to his car, but Logan is there waiting for Virgil. Logan gives him a pen he lost - kinda important pen for later - and he thanks him before bolting when realizing how close Logan is, and that the professor wants to continue talking. Janus calls Remy on the way home, both agreeing on a movie night. After hanging up Janus goes into denial mode and ignores any feelings.

After a few arguments over which movie to watch first, we landed on mean girls. Again. I shouldn't have been surprised, I never won in a fight against Remy, so why would my winning streak start now. Maybe I had been hoping the world would throw me a bone for once. First I don't have soulmates, then I get bothered by four boys I couldn't for the life of me dodge, so winning a Remy fight would be nice.

"Sooo, I want the tea on the flirty boys."

Okay, now the universe was just mocking me. I gave him a dirty look, shaking my head.

"Fine. I'll just have to assume you're dating all of them."

Yep, definitely mocking me.

"I'm not dating any of them. And I don't plan on it either."

"Well, you might want to tell them that babes, considering how many times they've come in with Patton to visit me. They seem disappointed every time."

"You're fucking with me."

Remy shrugged, looking at me from over his shades with a smirk.

"Who knows."

My schedule the past week had been different, not lining up with Remy's like usual. If what he was saying was true, I was actually glad, despite being unhappy when I first saw the plan. If I got stuck with all four of them at once... Well, I didn't want to think about that.

"Whatever. How's the puffball by the way?"

"I dunno, how're the boyfriends?"

I swear if this coffee-loving asshole weren't my friend.

"Fine. I don't know how they're doing. One had a panic attack in the English bathroom today, another found my pen, and the third cuddled me on Tuesday while we read gory horror in the library. And they aren't my boyfriends!" I hissed at the end.

"Sure Jan. What about the fourth?"

"No clue, haven't seen him since they showed up at the diner."

He let out a 'hm' as if thinking of something, but just shook his head when I asked, pulling out his phone to type after a moment.

"Now will you tell me about your little sunshine? You look like you're about to explode from not talking about him."