Harry-
"Hiiiiii. Hi, babe. I'm- I'm out at a bar, I think. Am I at a bar, Liam? Liam? Liam says I'm at a bar. There are lots of people here I don't know, but there are some that I do know. I feel sort of fuzzy, but that's okay, Liam said that fuzzy is okay. I miss you alot, and I wish you weren't on tour. No wait, I'm on tour. You should be on tour though, you have a really pretty voice. What? Oh, okay, I've got to go, I love you. Bye baby, I'll call your sexy ass tomorrow! Liam, how do I hang up? No, I don't know how to hang u--"
Liam-
"(Y/N)? (Y/N), why aren't you answering? Wake up, baby, I need you so much right now. I'm out at the Funky Buddha with the guys and I want to come home, but they're saying that I can't. Why can't I come home? Tell them I can (Y/N). (Y/N), please pick up. I'll stop going out, I promise this is the last time, just let me come home. Come get me I love you so much, baby please. (Y/N)? Please pick up."
Louis-
"You will never guess who I just saw (Y/N), never in a million years. So as you know, I'm in Barcelona with the lads right? Well, we were just walking home from a pub and I swear to you, (Y/N) I'm not joking, we saw Jesus. The real live Jesus Christ, (Y/N), I saw the son of God. He's a lot taller in person, and he's actually quite the handsom guy. He had on sandals, a toga, the lot and he was just sitting on a stoop. Jesus is one of us (Y/N) he didn't let the fame go to his head. I honestly don't know what to do, what do I do? Should I secure my place in Heaven? I saw Jesus, (Y/N), holy fuck."
Niall-
"Honey, honestly you need to join me on the road because it's not the same around here without you. I miss you way to much when I'm gone. It's Niall, by the way. Nialler. I just love your hair a lot, I don't think you know how much I do. You're my girl which kinda makes it my hair, and your probably laughing at me right now because you can tell that I have had a fews pints, yeah? Well, I may be a bit drunk but I still love you more and your hair, more than anything in the world. Because you are my world. Oh God, the lads are laughing at me. I've got to go, but I love you and your hair. I love your hair. I love your hair, and I love you"
Zayn-
"I don't like this, I don't like beingso far away. I fucking it (Y/N) and I hate that I can't sleep without you here. I want to come home, I want to leave the tour. I can't do it anymore. I don't care about the money, fuck it, I've got enough. I'm coming home. Tomorrow morning, I'm booking a plane and I'm flying home. The boys will kill me but I don't care, I miss you too much. I've got to come home. I've got to. I don't feel right, I don't feel like myself. I'm coming home, okay? I'll call you in the morning. I love you, baby."
