-No one's P.O.V-
Darkness: My name is Darkness and I am a Crusader. Would p=please let me join your p-p-p-p-p-party?!
Kazuma: Ehm...
(Y/N): Uh...what should we do?
Kazuma: I don't know!
(Y/N): Well, you're the leader Kazuma and it's your responsibility to recruit some party members!
Kazuma: Come on man! At least you gotta help me out here!
He says giving you the puppy eyes.
(Y/N): I would literally slap you, even if I tried.
Darkness: What an humiliate act! I will not allow it! You should slap me instead of him!
Kazuma looked at her in shock while you looked at Darkness in annoyance.
Darkness then proceeds to grab Kazuma's arm which made Kazuma surprised by the sudden contact.
Darkness: Those slimy ladies were your allies, right? What in the world happened to them? And that lady you were carrying.
She says pointing at you.
Darkness: What act caused her to be like that especially that she needs to be carried. So, what happened to those ladies that they were covered in slime?
Darkness asked as you turn to Kazuma.
Kazuma: Um...they were going to be swallowed by giant toads and the other one who was carried by (Y/N) and was exhausted to get up-
Darkness: It's worst than I imagined...No, wait! As a knight, I can't overlook such horrors befalling two girls of such a tender age.
She then began to heavily breathing and blushing.
Kazuma: (Her eyes a are scaring me...(Y/N) is really annoyed, but yet confused of her...she's setting off my danger radar, it's telling me that she is just like Aqua and Megumin!) No, no, no. I'd advise against it. It's hard how useful our party members can be. One can only use her magic one day. The other one is totally useless and is spending all her money on alcohol. And I'm the lowest class in the party. Our party is trash, so I advise looking somewhe- ow, ow, ow!
Darkness increased her grip on Kazuma's hand as he was about to finish his sentence.
Darkness: That's even better! The truth is, this was a bit difficult for me to say. While I have the confidence in my stamina and strength, I am somewhat very clumsy, so um...my attacks never hit the mark.
Kazuma: (Looks like my radar was spot on.)
(Y/N): Wait, hold on a second. You said that you are very clumsy and you can't even hit a single attack? That true?
You asked in curiosity.
Darkness: Yes of course! *Gets her face close to Kazuma* As such, I'll charge the front line, so please use me as a shield!
Kazuma: (Her face is too close!)
(Y/N): (Bruh...)
Kazuma: No! I could never use a woman as a shield.
(Y/N): We ll, we could get eaten by monsters in every battle.
Darkness: That would be even more with my pleasure!
You and Kazuma looked at her in confusion.
Kazuma: (Oh, I get it, it's not her ability. She is hopeless in the core.)
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(Y/N) (L/N's) Crazy Adventures! - (Konosuba X Male Reader)
Fanfiction(Y/N) (L/N) is a 15 year old kid. He has a great life from his years. Until he was caught up with a disease and was now dying. He then woke up in the afterlife and met a Goddess. The Goddess offered him three choices which is... 1. Go to Heaven. 2...
