Fuck You Remnant!

Chapter 7: HE'S OUR WHAT

After the initiation they went back to beacon most of the teams were tired but the four idiots were seeing who had a cooler kill.

Brandon: You fell flat on your ass.

Alex: At least we didn't have to hold it down like a fish.

Nathan: I don't know who you're talking to because it sure ain't me.

Cameron: I saw it took you a while to decapatate it.

This went on until they were in the auditorium to be hunters in training.

Ozpin: Russel Thrush. Cardin Winchester. Dove Bronzewing. Sky Lark. (the screen of the auditorium shows each of their profiles as the boys are lined up for the applauding audience to see as Ozpin continues) The four of you retrieved the black bishop pieces. From this day forward, you will work together as Team CRDL, led by... Cardin Winchester!

Alex: (whisper) Isn't that the cunt that...

Cameron: Yep.

Jaune, Nora, Pyrrha, and Ren walks on to the stage.

Ozpin: Jaune Arc. Lie Ren. Pyrrha Nikos. Nora Valkyrie. The four of you retrieved the white rook pieces. From this day forward, you will work together as Team JNPR.

Everyone started clapping to cheer

Ozpin: Led by... Jaune Arc!

Alex: (whisper) Is it our turn yet?

Cameron: It's team RWBY next I'm pretty sure.

They all see Jaune fell on his ass and all laugh

Ozpin: Blake Belladonna. Ruby Rose. Weiss Schnee. Yang Xiao Long. The four of you retrieved the white knight pieces. From this day forward, you will work together as Team RWBY. Led by... Ruby Rose!

Alex: I wonder what's our gonna be.

Ozpin: And finally: Brandon Spring. Nathan Song. Cameron Cam. Alexander Stvph. The four of you received the black pawn pieces. From this day forward, you will work together as Team CABN.

Alex: I guess you're team leader Cam-

Ozpin: Led by Alexander Stvph.

Cameron, Nathan, & Brandon: HE'S OUR WHAT!!!?????

After a second they regained their composure and felt a little embarrassed, they look to left and saw Alex still trying to process the situation like a fax machine.

Everyone slowly started to clap

Ozpin: It looks like things are shaping up to be an... interesting year.

After time has passed most left while they're some people still talking to their newly formed teams.

Brandon: You can't be serious, right?

Nathan: We all do respect your choices but, why him?

Cameron: He's not much of a powerhouse.

Ozpin: The reason for this was because although some of you do have more power than him that doesn't mean you can lead.

Brandon: I can lead.

Ozpin: Although you might you have never said a single order. Not only that Mr. Alex thought up a plan more than once if you count you three running from the situation he can also improvise at any moment.

Alex: Uhhh, that was just me not thinking.

Ozpin: Then don't think.

Alex: Are you sure I can lead?