𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐇𝐲𝐛𝐫𝐢𝐝 𝐇𝐨𝐮𝐬𝐞 | 𝐎𝐓𝟕 𝐱 𝐑𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫

𝟑𝟖 - 𝐁𝐚𝐭𝐡𝐭𝐮𝐛

𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐇𝐲𝐛𝐫𝐢𝐝 𝐇𝐨𝐮𝐬𝐞 | 𝐍𝐚𝐦𝐣𝐨𝐨𝐧 | 𝐁𝐚𝐭𝐡𝐭𝐮𝐛

"Uhhh, what the hell happened?"

My back and neck were aching and my body felt all squished up. I looked around to see the reason behind all of the pain; I was in a bathtub, filled with throwup and late-night regrets.

All the memories of last night were slowing coming back, embarrassment following.

- Flashback -

"Happy birthday, Seokjin~!" Hoseok was undoubtedly drunk.

Me, Jin, Hoseok, and Yoongi all voted to go to a chill bar and have just a few drinks for the unusual night that Jin would be off the next day.

We intrusted Jimin to be in charge of the younger hybrids; make sure that they all ate and had a bath. I felt strange leaving someone else in charge of the apartment; I was always keeping an eye on everyone, but I let it go for this one night.

"Namjoon! Have some more!"

Jin was totally shitfaced drunk, but what were we expecting, this was probably Jin's first drink.

I graciously took the small cup of soju and didn't even think about the aftermath.

'Yoongi has a high alcohol tolerance, so everything should be alright, right?'

One shot turned into five, later to ten, and then on. Next thing that I knew, I was about to start a fight with a tipsy Yoongi, before going completely in, and kissing him.

"Yo-oongi... I lov-ve you, I-i love al-l of you gu-uys!"

I let go of Yoongi's shirt and clumsily sauntered over to Hoseok and Jin and put my arms around their shoulders.

"I lo-ove yo-u too, Ho-obi and y-ou too, Jin-ni!" It showed that hick-ups and burps were getting the way of our speech.

I scanned over at Yoongi, who still displayed the disgust on his face, and blew a slight kiss to him. Once Jin saw what I was doing, he joined in blowing kisses to Yoongi, while Hoseok drifted in and out of sleep.

"I think it's time to go home before we get kicked out."

Yoongi grabbed me by the arm, Jin by his shirt, and Hoseok by his hair. And dragged us to the car.

"Oh Y-oongi, I di-dn't know you li-ked m- Ouch!" Hoseok tried to speak but was cut off by Yoongi tugging on his hair even more.

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The four of us stumbled toward the front door of the apartment, Yoongi being the balance of three taller men.

"Jin, you need to unlock the door!" Yoongi sounded out of breath and almost as he had been in a running tournament.

"I do-n't wann-a!" His hick-ups weren't as bad like before.

Without thinking how close I was to Jin's no-no area, I reached into his front pocket and retrieved his keys to the door and unlocked it.

Once the door opened, Yoongi pushed us into the living room and sat us on the couch to take us to our rooms, one by one.

"Were's (Y/N)!" I wept out. "It's not fair that eve-ryone else can like her, but I can only be her teach-er!"

"Namjoon! Shut up!" Yoongi was trying to get Jin to his room without waking up the four who had to stay home.

I got up and wandered to (Y/N)'s door and opened it to see her already asleep in her bed.

"Can I sle-ep with you?" I asked, expecting an answer.

I just flopped onto the bed, or what I assumed was the bed, and landed on (Y/N)'s hardwood floor.

I saw (Y/N)'s bedstand lamp being turned on and heard her yell out my name.

"Did I mi-iss?"

(Y/N) got up and tried to help me up, but she didn't comprehend that I was three times her size and weight, and fell right on top of me.

"Hello (Y/N)."

"Namjoon, are you okay?!"

"Yeah, I'm fine. Can we stay lik-e this for a bit?"

"Umm... I guess?"

"Great!" I draped my arms around her and rolled back and forth on my back in glee. "You kn-ow, I reallyyyyyyyyy like yo-u (Y/N). I know It's a lit-tle we-ird to date you-r teacher."

Her face was too fuzzy to see so I kept going.

"It's li-ke those po-rn videos, but better, becau-se you're so pretty." I let out a modest giggle.

"Hey, Namjoon?"

"Yes, my dear (Y/N)?"

"What's porn?"

"You like hands on exp-erience, so I'll sho-w you one day."

I got up and placed (Y/N) on her bed and left to go to my bathroom and laid in the bathtub.

I had to drive an hour to pick up my new cat, so this chapter was supposed to come out yesterday, but that didn't happen.

P.S. If you wanted to know, he's an orange cat and his name is Tangro and TanTan for short. Tang - j - ro. I named him after a tangerine.