Not Crazy As Me

Unknown

12:00p.m.

Unknown: ushijima-kun I'm here

Y/n: I'll be your ushijima-kun ;)

Unknown: who tf are you?

Y/n: woah chill out man

Y/n: I think you got the wrong number

Unknown: ok

9:00p.m.

Unknown: heyo

Y/n: who tf are you?

Unknown: oh I see how it is

Unknown: I'm sorry If I offended you :(

Y/n: it's fine

Unknown: so.... what's your name?

Y/n: rather not say

Y/n: what If you're a pedophile?

Unknown: AM NOT anyways I'll introduce myself, I'm tendou satori :D

Y/n: I didn't ask and also your name sound's like chicken tenders

Unknown: ouch

Unknown: so I'm edible ;)?

Y/n: and?

Y/n: .........

Y/n: oooooOooOoOoH?

tender: yeaH

Y/n: but that makes you more of a pedophile

tender: I swear I'm not a pedophile

Y/n: I don't believe you

Y/n: I remember when I was eight years old and went on Omegle, someone told me that they weren't a pedophile and guess what? They sent me a dick pic, well I think he did I couldn't really tell?

Tender: first of all why in the hell would you go on Omegle when you were EIGHT YEARS OLD?! Second of all that was pretty harsh

Y/n: curiosity, I blame curiosity :]

Tender: wait

Tender: how do I know you're not a pedo?

Y/n: BAHAHAHA YOU SAID FART

Unknown: no I didn't

Y/n: well you basically said it in Spanish

Tender: oh

Tender: that's funny lol.

Tender: and STOP AVOIDING THE TOPIC PEDOPHILE

Y/n: I am not pedophile, I swear

Tender: what's your name then?

Y/n: I can't tell pedophile's sorry :/

Tender: for the love of god I'M NOT A PEDOPHILE

Y/n: prove it

Tender: (sent a image)

Y/n: woah you're hot 😳

Tender: I can't believe a pedophile told me I'm hot 🥺

Y/n: my name is y/n and I'm seventeen years old ✌️

Tender: I still don't believe you

Y/n: fine I'll send you a picture of myself

Y/n: (sent a image)

Tender: im in love 😻

Heyo ✌️ did I just make a new story? Yes the frack I did 🥰 I hope you enjoy this crap :)

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