Not Crazy As Me

Strike One

I live him with a passion 😔💗
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Y/n pov 😱

It was currently six am.

And that fucking baby WOULD NOT shut up.

I was so close just to boil that thing.

"Maybe it wants you to feed it?!" Satori said.

"Ah yes! Let's feed it until it explodes! Good thinking, satori!" You smiled.

"Are you being sarcastic again, y/n~?" Satori asked as he was looking down at you with a smile.

"I'm just bluffing" you sighed angrily.

"What if I just...you know? Stab it?" You tell satori.

"Y/n, I would love to agree, but your grade-"

"I should be sleeping! But I'm taking care of this stupid doll" you groan.

Satori looks at his phone.

"Since you are with me for the rest of the weekend, come with me at practice" Satori says.

"Are you sure?" You ask him.

"Of course! We'll even teach this cute(?) baby how to play volleyball!" He says excitedly.

"Alright!" You smile in excitement. It's been awhile since you seen satori practice.

He grabs his gym bag and you both leave, with the baby of course.

Time skip

"Ushiwaka!" Satori raised his arms.

"How's my best friend doing today?" Satori asked.

Ushiwaka looked at satori.

"I'm doing quite fine. Now let's start our warn up" ushiwaka told satori.

Satori stopped ushiwaka and pointed at you.

"I want you to meet my child" Satori smiled with pride.

Ushiwaka walked up to you and looked at what you were holding.

"Congratulations on the baby. I will be the best uncle. I will-"

"Actually the baby isn't mine. It's not even re-"

Ushijima stopped you from talking.

"Tendou cheated?"

As soon as those words escaped ushiwaka's mouth, everyone stopped at what they were doing. All you could hear is the volleyball rolling against the ground.

"HUHHHHHHH" Semi said.

"Tendou how could you!" Goshiki said with a disappointed look.

"Wait no-"

"It's okay, y/n" semi said as he petted you like a cat.

"Can you please just listen to me" you pushed semi's hand away from your head.

"This baby. Is not real. It's just plastic and wires" you showed everyone.

"OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHH" Everyone said.

"Yeeeaaahhh" you say.

"I would never do that to y/n" satori put his arm around your waist.

"Okay. Then let's start our practice" ushijima headed towards the court.

Satori sighed.

"I guess daddy has to go" Satori patted you and the fake baby.

He smirked at you and joined his team.