Not Crazy As Me

We Got em Boiz

There Y/n was secretly stalking oikawa. It looks like he was watching a movie or something. To be honest he looked attractive, like really attractive. You snapped back into reality, you looked around it looked like his bathroom window was open.

"So where are we hiding the body?" A deep voice said.

Quickly you turn around. The guy was tall had black spiky hair and was pretty fit.

"Uh who are you?" You ask.

"I'm iwaizumi" he gave you a firm handshake.

"Nice to meet you iwaizumi my name is y/n" you shaked his hand.

"Please don't tell me you're a fan of oikawa" he groans.

"I've had enough of his stalkers"

"I don't even know who he is- oh wait I actually do, but I don't really know him personally"

"So what are you doing here then" he asked as he raised a brow.

"I'm here to kidnap him for ushijima" you say.

"Ushijima?!"

"Shush or he's going to hear us" you cover his mouth.

"Yeah ushijima. We're going to sacrifice him" you make a evil face.

"Count me in" he smirks.

"Welcome to the cult iwaizumi" you smirked at him.

"Oh I have an idea" he told.

"Spill"

Oikawa pov
"ACHOO" I sneezed.

"I feel like something bad is going to happen to me" I grab a tissue.

     KNOCK KNOCK

"Ugh coming" I walk to the door. I open the door to see iwaizumi, he was hiding something behind him.

"Iwa-chan~ what a surprise seeing you here" I say.

"Tch whatever- here you forgot your water bottle at practice" he gave it to me.

"Thank you~ do you need anything else?" I ask.

"Actually I do" he comes in my house.

"What is it?"

"Y/N NOW!" He yells.

"Who the fu-"

Suddenly I get blind folded and get handcuffed.

"IWA-CHAN THIS IS NOT FUNNY-"

I then get gagged.

"MFMM"

3rd person pov
Iwaizumi the carries oikawa on his shoulders, he tossed me his car keys. He puts oikawa in his trunk and shuts it.

"So where we heading?" He sits in the passengers seat.

"Shiratorizawa!" You yell happily.

"MFMFNO" Oikawa muffles louder.

Y/n then gave him her phone and password.

"Tell the cult chat that I captured oikawa" y/n keeps her eyes on the road.

He nods and starts typing.

The cult 👹

Baddie 😈: we have captured oikawa

Hubby 😍: HUH?!

Hubby 😍: Y/N PLEASE TELL ME YOUR LYING!!

Baddie 😈: no and it's *you're

Farmerboi 🐄: good job y/n.

Hubby 😍: AND WHO'S WE?!

Baddie 😈: iwaizumi

Hubby 😍: YOU GOT IWAIZUMI INTO THIS TOO?!

Baddie 😈: I wanted to get rid of oikawa a long time ago

Hubby 😍: wait who is this?

Baddie 😈: Iwaizumi

Farmerboi 🐄: welcome to the cult iwaizumi.

Baddie 😈: pleasure

Hubby 😍: we're going to jail...

Baddie 😈: y/n said get the candles ready

Hubby 😍: wtf no-

Farmerboi 🐄: already have it even the pig blood.

Hubby 😍: WTF IS GOING ON?!

Baddie 😈: wow just oikawa's type

Hubby 😍: THIS ALL JUST A DREAM RIGHT?!

Farmerboi 🐄: No❤️

Baddie 😈: No❤️

Farmerboi 🐄: I have arrived at shiratorizawa.

Farmerboi 🐄: I have the candles lighted up and the pig blood in cups.

Baddie 😈: wow this cult is fun after all

Baddie 😈: anyways we have arrived at shiratorizawa...

Baddie 😈: so see you guys at the shiratorizawa gym.

(Baddie😈 is offline)

Hubby 😍: ushijima don't you da-

(Farmerboi 🐄 is offline)

Hubby 😍: I'm to young to go to jail 😔

Take my hand

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