Not Crazy As Me

Leave Me The Fuck Alone

"Y/n! Hurry up! We are going to be late!" He knocks on your bedroom door.

"Satori. This was a very bad idea" you yell him as you look in the mirror.

"Y/N DON'T YOU DARE BACK OUT NOW" he yells.

"Can we just not go?" You're ask.

"Y/n, do this, for me. Please" he said in a begging tone.

You sighed.

You came out of the room.

You were dressed up as shaggy.

You looked like a drunk homeless man.

"Y/n, I'm going to cry" satori cried as he hugged you in his scooby costume.

"Please end me. Whoever is looking after me" you thought to yourself.

"How do I look?" Satori made a 360° spin.

"Like scooby" you say.

"We should get going" he told you.

"O-Oh no! I forgot to walk my dog" you walked away.

"Ah ah ah~ y/n, let's not make excuses. Besides, you don't have a dog" he booped your nose and pulled you back.

"But satori, I look like a drug addict. Like, look at me" you pointed at yourself.

"I also look like I haven't taken a shower in years" you tell him.

"At least that will keep the boys away. Now let's go" he dragged you out of the house.

"Wait what" you asked him.

"Oh nothing" he waved off.

"Welp. What's the point of life if you don't humiliate yourself"

Satori opens the Uber door.

"Ladies first" he smiles.

"Fuck you" you tell him.

"Love ya too" satori laughs.

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"Nishinoya. If you do not stop moving, I will drop you off the street" suga glares at him.

"I can't help it! I'm going meet y/n!" Noya smiles widely.

"Huh? Who's y/n?" Daichi asked.

"She's the girl I scammed on roblox" noya said causally.

"WHAT?!" Everybody looked at him.

"Yeah, sadly she has a boyfriend" noya sulked to his seat.

"Even if she didn't have a boyfriend. She wouldn't even want to date you" tsukishima snorked while yamaguchi giggled next to him.

"Oh shut it! You're literally dressed up as a dinosaur" noya told him.

"And you dressed up as a disappointment- oh wait- YOU ARE ONE EVERYDAY" Tsukishima rolled his back from laughing.

"Don't be so harsh" Suga told him.

"Please try to quite down" asahi whispers.

"Wait, does she go to shiratorizawa?" Kageyama stood up from his bus seat.

"No, she goes to sanjo high" noya said.

"Oh, doesn't her school boys volleyball team suck-"

"C'mon don't be like that" daichi told him with a sigh.

"What? I'm just saying" Kageyama replied back.

"I'm sorry, but I can not take you all seriously with the ridiculous costumes" ennoshita laughed.