Not Crazy As Me

The Baby Project

"Y/N" You're teacher yelled at you.

You quickly wake up.

"Yes!" You wipe your hair off your face.

"Did you listen to what I said?" The teacher asked you.

"Of course" you smiled awkwardly.

"Okay, here take this" the teacher gives you a baby?

"T-This is a baby!" You tell her.

"It's fake" the teacher rolls it's eyes.

"Since y/n knows the rules and everything, class is dismissed. See you you all on monday" the teacher sits down.

"Oh shit"

You grab your stuff and leave class.

"Oh fuck I'm going to fail!"

You look at your phone.

Since you already know satori is going to ask you on a date, you call him.

"Hey! Y/n, are you ready?!" Satori asks you excitedly.

"About that...I have a ba-"

          BEEP

You look at your phone.

He ended the call.

This mf.

"Y/n!" Benji yells.

"Hey" you say.

"What's with the face?" He asks.

"Oh nothing! I'm so happy! See?!" You sarcastically say with a smile.

"Y/n. What's wrong?" He asks.

"I have a ba-"

Benji ran away.

"BENJI FUCKING COME BACK"

"Sorry! My mom's calling me!" Benji yells as he gets farther away from you.

"But you don't have a mom?" You whispered.

You sigh.

"I guess I'll just walk to his house"

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"Satori, we'll come back on monday! Bye!" His parents yell.

"Bye!" He yells.

Satori turns on his phone. He looked at his wallpaper. It was you and him with your halloween costumes. As much as you told him to delete it, he didn't. He loved the pictures very much.

"I'm not ready to be a dad!" Satori grabbed onto his hair.

"I'm bad with kids. They're always scared of me" satori sulked onto his bed.

"Ugh" satori groaned.

"What have I done" he mumbled.

   Knock Knock

Satori stood up.

"Be there in a sec!" satori yelled.

He quickly went downstairs and opened his door.

"Y/n?!" He says.

"Hello" you come in his house.

You sit on his couch.

"W-Why are you here?" He asks you.

"Can I not be here?" You ask him.

"Of course you can! But is there a reason?"

"About that" you tell him.

"I have a baby"

    Thump

Satori faints.

"JESUS SATORI" You run to his unconscious body.

"HEY WAKE UP" You shake him.

No response.

"There's only one way" you sigh.

You go to his room and open his special box.

You go back downstairs and grab a lighter.

"I guess I can burn your pokemon ca-"

"NOT MY POKEMON CARDS" He snatches them away.

"They are very precious to me" he says.

"As I was saying-"

"I SWEAR I'LL TAKE GOOD CARE OF OUR KID AND YOU" Satori hugs your waist.

You stiffen.

"H-Huh?"

"You're pregnant? Aren't you?" He asks.

You laugh.

"You dumbass! I'm not pregnant" you flick his forehead.

He stands up.

"You're not?!"

"No. I was going to tell you we can't go on a date because of my baby project" you tell him.

"Oh" he says.

"Well tell me about it!" He says curiously.

"So I have to take care of this fake baby-"

"I can help you!" He tells you.

"You don't have to" you tell him.

"But I want to! I can help you all weekend, which is the best part" he says.

"Okayyy" you tell him.

"Show me the baby" Satori tells you.

You open your backpack and show him the baby.

"It's so...cute?" Satori says hesitantly.

"Yeah..." You make a awkward smile.

"How do you turn it on?" You scan the baby.

Satori clicked on a button.

They baby fluttered it's eyes open.

"OH HELL NAH" you walk away.

"Oh c'mon, it's not that bad" satori said.

"It's so fucking creepy" you tell him.

"But we'll have so much fun taking care of it!" Satori smiles and hugs you.

"I guess" you eye the doll.

"What could go wrong?"

So many things.

So many things could go wrong.

Filler ig 🤷❤️

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